Chris Watts Uke tab by Tyler S Cassidy

Chords: B F# G#m E

[Verse 1]
B
It's been a tough year, I ain't gonna lie
F#
Sometimes I wish that I would just fucking die
G#m
My wife don't love me and we don't have sex
E
Marriage is fucked up, I wonder what's next
B
But I found a new girl and she loves me lots
F#
She gives me handjobs and sucks on my cock
G#m
But having two families is expensive as fuck
E
I wanna trade in my old one

[Chorus]
B
I put my wife in the ground, I put my girls in a tank
F#
I got no love in my heart, I got no cash in the bank
G#m
I made a real bad mistake, I cheated with a slut
E
All because she let me fuck and let me put it in her butt
B
I put my wife in the ground, I put my girls in a tank
F#
I got no love in my heart, I got no cash in the bank
G#m
I made a real bad mistake, I cheated with a slut
E
All because she let me fuck and let me put it in her butt

[Verse 2]
B
And then the police came knocking at my front door
F#
I can't help but wonder what the fuck they're here for
G#m
I wonder if it's because I murdered my wife
E
Oh, man, I think that I just fucked up my life
B
But I'm acting clueless and I'm playing it cool
F#
But I look like an asshole and I feel like a fool
G#m
I tell the cop, "Maybe she just went to the mall?"
E
I think I'm in deep shit

[Chorus]

B
I put my wife in the ground, I put my girls in a tank
F#
I got no love in my heart, I got no cash in the bank
G#m
I made a real bad mistake, I cheated with a slut
E
All because she let me fuck and let me put it in her butt
B
I put my wife in the ground, I put my girls in a tank
F#
I got no love in my heart, I got no cash in the bank
G#m
I made a real bad mistake, I cheated with a slut
E
All because she let me fuck and let me put it in her butt

[Bridge]
B
Daddy, let me breathe
F#
Daddy, let me breathe
G#m
Daddy, let me breathe
E
Daddy, let me breathe
B
Daddy, let me breathe
F#
Daddy, let me breathe
G#m
Daddy, let me breathe
E
Daddy, let me breathe

[Chorus]
B
I put my wife in the ground, I put my girls in a tank
F#
I got no love in my heart, I got no cash in the bank
G#m
I made a real bad mistake, I cheated with a slut
E
All because she let me fuck and let me put it in her butt