Only A Woman Uke tab by Trey Parker

Verse 1:
D            A            Bm
I need this, I need love, I need you
I don't one heartbeat, I need two
D
There's an emptyness I need to fill
          A                 G A
And only one emptyness will do

Chorus 1:
D       A          Bm             G A
Only a woman, can brighten up my day
Only a woman, can touch me the right way, yea
Only a woman, is allowed to touch me there
D      A                   G
All i ask is that you're a woman

Verse 2:
I like rain, I like ham, I like you
You're around, you're right here, so you'll do
I wanna tell you how much i love your mind
But that simply isn't true

Chorus 2:
Only a woman, can brighten up my day
Only a woman, can touch me the right way, yea
Only a woman, is allowed to do what you're doing right now
All I ask is that you're a woman

Bridge:
E
And on saturdays when I've been partying hard
And it's 4 in the morning and I'm my fifth (?)
Em
That's the only time i really don't care if you are a 
F  E
woman
Right now...
 
Chorus 3:
Only a woman, can brighten up my day
Only a woman, can touch me just the right way, yea
Only a woman, should be doing that right now
I just want to you to be a woman
Please just be a woman
Just any ole woman...or a man