Particle Man Uke tab by They Might Be Giants

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Particle man, particle man
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Doing the things a particle can
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What's he like?  It's not important
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Particle man

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Is he a dot or is he a speck?
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When he's underwater, does he get wet?
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Or does the water get him instead?
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Nobody knows.  Particle man

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Triangle man, Triangle man
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Triangle man hates particle man
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They have a fight, Triangle wins
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Triangle man

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Universe man, Universe man
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Size of the entire universe man
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Usually kind to smaller man
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Universe man

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He's got a watch with a minute hand,
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Millennium hand and an eon hand
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When they meet it's a happy land
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Powerful man, universe man

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Person man, person man
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Hit on the head with a frying pan
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Lives his life in a garbage can
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Person man

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Is he depressed or is he a mess?
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Does he feel totally worthless?
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Who came up with person man?
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Degraded man, person man

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Triangle man, triangle man
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Triangle man hates person man
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They have a fight, triangle wins
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Triangle man