No Reason [beetlejuice] Uke tab by Themes (Baritone Chords)

[Intro]
F# A#m B C#

[DELIA]
 F#
The universe
A#m                  B        C#
Is more than just space with no end
             F#
La-la-la-la-la!
                    A#m               B        C#
Just think of the universe as a female best friend

And you can be like
       G#m               B
"Hey, Universe, what's happening, girl?"
             F#
And she'll be like
                  A#m       B
"Oh, nothing - just running the world."

      G#m
And you'll be like "What?"
            F#               B
And the universe will be like "I know!"
           D#m
You're on the right track, girl

I got your back, girl
              B C#
I'm helping you grow
   G#m
Think positive

Act positive
         B              C#
You are a child of the Earth!

(spoken)
N.C.
Life-coaching!
Nailing it!

(sung)
F#
Time to take command
A#m
You dictate the hand
  B        C#
The universe deals

Look!
F#
Science makes no sense
A#m
Who needs evidence?
 B        C#
Go with your feels
 G#m
I'm like a radio
   B
Tuned to the stars
    C#
I found my frequency

Crystals speak to me

[LYDIA, spoken]

What are they saying?

[DELIA, spoken]
N.C.
Buy more crystals!


[Chorus]
(sung)
F#                 G#
Everything, everything happens for a reason
B
Be a beacon of light in the world
F#                               C#
Put a little alright in the world
F#
There is spiritual guides above
G#
Look up and see 'em!
B
Perception is reality
D#m                         E
Just listen to the melody the universe sings
       B                                   F#
'Cause everything- everything happens for a reason

[LYDIA, spoken]
Gee, I hate to break it to you

(sung)
F                         Am            B            C
The universe is just the contents of time, matter and space

[DELIA, spoken]

Yeah-

[LYDIA, sung]
F                         Am            Bb                   C
Ninety-one billion light-years across and the Earth's a small place
Gm7
Where good people die-

[DELIA, spoken]
No-

[LYDIA, spoken]
Yeah

(sung)
                C7
In famine and wars
F                   Am
The Pacific Islands are sinking
    Bb                   C
But negative thinking is hardly the cause
Gm                                                   C
You think life is all unicorns and rainbows 'cause you're bored
       D          C     Bb
And positivity is a luxury that few can afford

Gm
We're gonna die

Yes, you and I
Bb                      C
In meaninglessness and alone~


[Bridge]

[DELIA]
N.C.
No no no!
Dm
No!
                         Gm7
One day you may wake up alone

[LYDIA, spoken]
N.C.
Okay?

[DELIA]
            Dm7
'Cause your husband and his boyfriend bought a boat
                       Ebmaj7
And then they sailed away to Rome

[LYDIA, spoken]
N.C.
That's specific

[DELIA]
Bb
So you cry yourself to sleep in deep despair
F
Talking to the walls 'cause there's no one there
B
And you have to buy a cat
                                           F#
'Cause that's your last chance to have a family
          F
Take it from me!
              B
That your aging ass will have to believe that-!

[Chorus]
F                G7
Everything- everything happens for a reason
Bb
Put some more fun in the world
F          C
A little "I AM STILL YOUNG" in the world
F             G
Be prepared to take your eggs and freeze 'em-

[LYDIA, spoken]
N.C.
Is this still about me?

[DELIA]
Eb
'Cause everything- everything happens

[LYDIA]

Sounds like terrible things can happen
C
Because the universe is random

[DELIA, spoken]

Yes, but

(sung)
F
Random for a reason!

[LYDIA]

No reason!