Kill The Director Uke tab by The Wombats

C
I've met someone that makes me feel seasick
G
Oh what a skill to have
D
Oh what a skill to have
C
So many skills that make her distinctive
G
But they're not mine to have
D
No they're not mine

C
Whenever she looks i read the nearest paper
G
No i don't care about the soaps
D                                                          C
No i don't care about the soaps
G                                            D                          
Though i'm acting like i'm in an Eastenders episode

C   Bm
G
If this is a rom-com 
D                           C    Bm
Kill the director
G
If this is a rom-com
D                               C
Kill the director please

C                                                      Bm
Carrots help us see much better in the dark
G                                   D
Don't talk to girls; they'll break your heart
C                                                Bm
And this is my head and this is my spout
G                             D
They work together; they can't figure anything out


C
So with the angst of a teenage band
G                                       D                                        C
Here's another song about a gender i'll never understand
G                                        D 
Here's another song about a gender i'll never understand

C   Bm
G
If this is a rom-com
D                     C    Bm
Kill the director
G
If this is a rom-com
D                    C    Bm
Kill the director
G
If this is a rom-com
D                              G
Kill the director please





C             Bm       
This is no Bridget Jones
Em        F   
This is no Bridget Bridget
C             Bm       
This is no Bridget Jones
Em        F
This is no Bridget Bridget
C             Bm       
This is no Bridget Jones
Em        F
This is no Bridget Bridget
C             Bm       
This is no Bridget Jones
Em        F
This is no Bridget Bridget
C             Bm       
This is no Bridget Jones
Em        F
This is no Bridget Bridget
C             Bm       
This is no Bridget Jones
Em        F
This is no Bridget
C             Bm       
Bridget Jones
F          C