Im The One Thats Cool Uke tab by The Guild

Intro (when Base starts):
Em C G D :| 2x

1ST VERSE:

Em        C                                     
Oh, no.  Don't pretend I didn't see
G              D                                 
You roll your eyes at my gaming tee
Em         C                                            
Don't know if you can read or if you've seen
G               D                                                    
The sweet piece in this week's Wired magazine
    C                                                
The latest trend has hit its peak
D                   D                                               
They say that geek's becomin' chic
Em                   C                                              
So now you're out of style as you can be
G                D                                      
And I'm in vogue, so you can bite me
 

           Em                C 
To all the ass-hat jocks who beat me up in school
    G 
Now I'm the one that's cool
    D
I'm the one that's cool
           Em                 C
To all the prom queen bitches thinking they still rule
    G
Now I'm the one that's cool
D    
I'm the one that's cool
 

Em C G D :| 2x


2ND VERSE:

Em             C                          
Try to cop my style but I'm the real thing
G                        D                    
While you played sports, I played Magic the Gathering
Em             C 
See you pose a part of nerd society
G              D     
My Aquaman pajamas prove my pedigree
C                   C                     
Watched my Next Gen every night
G              D                            
Wore a headgear to fix my overbite
Em                            C                           G 
Your black-rimmed glasses are prescription free, where as me
                         D                
I literally can't see my hand in front of my face


 
           Em                C
To all the ass-hat jocks who beat me up in school
    G
Now I'm the one that's cool
    D 
I'm the one that's cool
           Em                 C
To all the prom queen bitches thinking they still rule
    G
Now I'm the one that's cool
D    
I'm the one that's cool
          Em                     C
And to my eighth-grade crush who pushed me in the pool
    G
Now I'm the one that's cool
D
I'm the one that's cool
           Em              C
You may be tan and fit and rich but you're a tool
    G
And I'm the one that's cool
D
I'm the one that's cool


Em C G D | 1x

 
3RD VERSE:
Em            C
Role reversal must be a total drag
    G                    D
But there's no point, no point for me to humblebrag
Em            C 
I appreciate you for being cruel
    G                   D
I'm burning bright thanks to your rejection fuel
C
Got my in-jokes you won't get
G                  D
Like Honey Badger, Troll Face and Nyan Cat
Em                 C
So now your ballin' parties seem so dumb
G                        D
You can Evite me, and I'll say yes, but I won't really come


Em     C
Got my comics
G      D
Got my games
Em      C           
All the things you 
G            D
thought were lame
Em     C
Got my cosplay
G      D
Fanfic too
Em      C
Got you pegged
G     D
S T F U 


           Em                C
To all the ass-hat jocks who beat me up in school
    G
Now I'm the one that's cool
    D
I'm the one that's cool
           Em                 C
To all the prom queen bitches thinking they still rule
    G
Now I'm the one that's cool
D    
I'm the one that's cool
          Em                     C
And to my eighth-grade crush who pushed me in the pool
    G
Now I'm the one that's cool
D
I'm the one that's cool
           Em              C
You may be tan and fit and rich but you're a tool
    G
And I'm the one that's cool
D
I'm the one that's cool


[while Guitar-Solo]
Em C  G  D :| 4x

[let ring]
Em_____