2019 Guy Uke tab by The Gentle Men

F                   G
Hello, hi, I'm a 2019 guy
                          C
I don't need drugs to get high
                    Am
I have Soylent and wine
           F                                   G
I respect girls by getting friend zoned and denied
                        C
I think about them and cry
              Am
I am totally fine


   F                  Em7
Testosterone's low, feelings high
        F                      Em7
That's how you know I'm truly 2019 Guy

F G C Am

    F                             G
My dick's not big, my girlfriend fucked my friend
             C                          Am
You say I'm down on my luck, I say it's a win-win
              F
'Cause I'm a cuck
                       G
And I hope he fucks her good
                  C
In a way, I wish I could
       Am
I just want to WATCH!

F G C Am

  F                    G
Hello, hi, I'm a 2019 guy
                      C
I think science is a lie
                Am
I am offended online
                 F
I'm fragile and shy
                      G
I don't really go outside
                             C
I don't have friends, that's why
                       Am
I am offended all the time


F
2019
Em7
2019
F     Em7
2019


    F                             G
My dick's not big, my girlfriend fucked my friend
             C                          Am
You say I'm down on my luck, I say it's a win-win
              F
'Cause I'm a cuck
                       G
And I hope he fucks her good
                  C
In a way, I wish I could


    F                     G
His dick's not big, so i fucked his friend
           C                              Am
I say he's down on his luck, He says it's a win-win
              F
'Cause I'm a cuck
                       G
And I hope he fucks her good
                  C
In a way, I wish I could
       Am
I just want to WATCH!


F
2019
Em7
2019
F     Em7  Am
2019