Backflip Uke tab by The Front Bottoms (Baritone Chords)

E A B

               E      A    B
I don't see me mad at situations,
        E         A     B
I see me turn and walk away
        E      A     B
I see a tattoo on my right thigh that I will 
E                   A(hi)
probably regret one day
             E                   A(hi)
Yeah, I will probably regret one day
              
              E     A     B
But now, I am happy to be bonding in a
E       A       B
kitchen with my friends
           E         A        B
A spool of thread, a few more good vibes,
         E                   A(hi)
A safety pin and a ballpoint pen
         E                   A(hi)
A safety pin and a ballpoint pen
         E                   A(hi)
A safety pin and a ballpoint pen

And a ballpoint pen

          A
But there are answers here,
             E                     B
They're just harder to figure out
               A                       A                       B
Since all your questions got harder to dodge and dip around
             A                     E 
And there is nothing wrong with my lifestyle
          B               C#m
No matter how many times I tell myself to 
        A
breathe in,

hold it, 
E
hold it,
           B
now let it out...

(stop)
      ...now let it out

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               E       A       B               
One day I will realize I don't need this
              E        A     B
because it is just not who I am
           E               A       B
Until that day comes, I'll keep my eyes closed,
           E                        A(hi)
and I will try to feel all of the effects
             E                        A(hi)
Yeah, I will try to feel all of the effects
             E       A       B
And now I am talking way too fast
             E      A      B
a little bit louder than I should,
              E             A    B         
Trying to say thank you for understanding 
               E         A             B
my side of the story the best that you could
               E                       A(hi)
My side of the story the best that you could
               E                       A(hi)
My side of the story the best that you could

oH, the best that you could

          A
But there are answers here,
             E                     B
They're just harder to figure out
               A                       A                       B
Since all your questions got harder to dodge and dip around
             A                     E 
And there is nothing    wrong with my lifestyle
          B               C#m
No matter how many times I tell myself to 
        A
breathe in,

hold it, 
E
hold it,
           B
now let it out...

                    E              C#                    B                        F# 
And this is how the cool boyfriend sits in the passenger seat of his girlfriend's car
                A                               F#             E               B
He's lookin' at me, I wish the light would turn green, set me free, oh set me free, oh set me
A                F#                    E                B
Teach my rolling veins where there's a will, there is a way
            A            F#               E                B
Just cut me open, let me drain, oh let me drain, oh let me drain, oh let me

E                A       B
... I'll move to Florida... 
           A                 E
I'll buy a brand new pick-up truck
         A    B                A                  
And I'll tint all the windows including the driver's side
E                 A      Bm              A
... Now you can't see me,    so you can't touch me
       E                        A                    B
When I sit at the red light and watch your boyfriend wonder if I'm inside
A  
... If I am dead inside 

E A B