Father Uke tab by The Front Bottoms

Verse 1:
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I have this dream that I am hitting my dad with a baseball bat
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And he is screaming and crying for help
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And maybe halfway through it has more to do with me killing him
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Then it ever did protecting myself
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And I believe that yeah, dad, maybe no one is perfect
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But I believe that you were pushing your luck
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It just sucks it played out like this
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A terrible movie none of the actors even give a fuck

Pre-chorus:
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But you look good tonight girlfriend,
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Can I sleep in your bed?
           D5               C5
And when I crawl out in the morning,
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Can I stay inside your head?
 
Chorus:
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'Cause you were high school
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And I was just more like real life
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And you were okay, okay as a girlfriend
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But I was just more like his wife
           Bb5  C5
And it was okay
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I'll wear the makeup
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I'll do whatever he wants all night
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'Cause you were okay   as a girlfriend
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But I was just more like his wife.

Verse 2:
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A long, long, long, long, long, long, long time ago 
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my great, great, great, great grandfather

took something that did not belong to him
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And that is why today I have an eagle in my veins
    Bb5
I am   part Native American
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And I am leaving as soon as I come,
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As soon as I come you will probably forget my name
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I hope I fall asleep at the wheel and crash my car on the ride home

Pre-chorus:
             D5               C5
But you look good tonight girlfriend,
                     Bb5
Can I sleep in your bed?
           D5               C5
And when I crawl out in the morning,
      F5               Bb5   C5
Can I stay inside your head?
 
Chorus:
                Bb5    C5  D5
'Cause you were high school
    F5*                       Bb5*
And I was just more like real life
             Bb5   C5        D5
And you were okay, okay as a girlfriend
    F5*                      Bb5*
But I was just more like his wife
           Bb5  C5
And it was okay
              D5
I'll wear the makeup
            F5*               Bb5*
I'll do whatever he wants all night
                Bb5  C5     D5
'Cause you were okay   as a girlfriend
    F5*                       Bb5*
But I was just more like real life.
               F5
More like real life!