Heaven In A Wheelbarrow Uke tab by The Dead South

Intro:
G C D G

1st Verse:
If upon that day I die
    C
I'm too drunk to walk let alone to drive
        G
And I'm kickin' and I'm spittin' like I'm wild and feral
          D
Won't you take me to heaven in a wheelbarrow

Chorus:
G                        C
I'm going to heaven in a wheelbarrow
G                        D
I'm going to heaven, yes sir
G                        C
I'm going to heaven in a wheelbarrow
   G         D       G
So won't you take me there

2nd Verse:
Well, you can go on your golden steed
   C
Or up on an angel's wings at speed
   G
Or even in the pyramid like a Pharaoh
    D
But I'm going to heaven in a wheelbarrow

3rd Verse:
  G
I met some gal on the wrong side of town
    C
Who gets me up when I'm going down
    G
She keeps me in line, shootin' straight and narrow
          D
Now she's taking me to heaven in a wheelbarrow

Chorus:
G                        C
I'm going to heaven in a wheelbarrow
G                        D
I'm going to heaven, yes sir
G                        C
I'm going to heaven in a wheelbarrow
   G         D       G
So won't you take me there

4th Verse:
Well, I met a woman with a cold heart
    C
She tried to take me to hell in a shopping cart
     G
Said woman, you're putting my soul in peril
D
I'm going to heaven in a wheelbarrow

Chorus:
G                        C
I'm going to heaven in a wheelbarrow
G                        D
I'm going to heaven, yes sir
G                        C
I'm going to heaven in a wheelbarrow
   G         D       G
So won't you take me there

Instrumental:
G C G D
G C G D G

Chorus:
                         C
I'm going to heaven in a wheelbarrow
G                        D
I'm going to heaven, yes sir
G                        C
I'm going to heaven in a wheelbarrow
   G         D       G
So won't you take me there

5th Verse:
N.C.
a lot of men don't stand so tall
C
 Most of us, you know we gotta fall
G
 Some are lookin' life down a shotgun barrel
     D
 But I'm going to heaven in a wheelbarrow

Chorus:
G                        C
I'm going to heaven in a wheelbarrow
G                        D
I'm going to heaven, yes sir
G                        C
I'm going to heaven in a wheelbarrow
   G         D       G
So won't you take me there

Outro:
                         C
I'm going to heaven in a wheelbarrow
G                        D
I'm going to heaven, yes sir
G                        C
I'm going to heaven in a wheelbarrow
   G         D       G
So won't you take me there