Ripped Pants Uke tab by Spongebob Squarepants

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When I ripped my pants

C                              Am
I thought that I had everybody on my side,
Dm                        G
'till I went and blew it, all sky high
   Em                          A7
and now she won't even spare a passing glance
Dm                     G
all just because I [rip] ripped my pants.

C                                 Am
When big Lary came 'round just to put him down
Dm                 G
Spongebob turned into a clown
   Em            A7
and no girl ever wants to dance
     Dm                      G
with a fool who went and [rip] ripped his pants

Em                               A7
I know I shouldn't mope around, I shouldn't curse
Dm                              Fm
but the pain feels so much worse
Em                              A7
Cause windin up with no one is a lot less fun
Dm
then a burn from the sun
G7
or sand in your buns....

C                             Am
Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget,
Dm                 G
so listen and you won't regret
Em                        A7
be true to yourself, don't miss your chance
Dm                            G                    C
and you won't end up like the fool who ripped his PANTS