Mr Hankey The Christmas Poo Uke tab by South Park

F           Em          Dm        C
We've all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose
F                                    C          
And we know frosty who's made out of snow
    G                                 G#
But all of those stories seem kind of gay
          Am                        G
'Cause we all know who brightens up our holiday..


(chours)
C  C#         Em
Mr Hankey the christmas poo
C
Small and brown he comes from you
Dm                C
Sit on the toilet here he comes
C
Squeeze and tweeze your festive buns
  F            Em
A present from down below
Dm                   C
Spreading joy with a Howdy Ho!
     Dm            C                    G               C
He's seen the love inside of you 'cause he's a piece of poo!

    G#                    C
Sometimes he's nutty, sometimes he's corny
          Bb                 D#
He can be brown or green-ish brown
       Am               C
But if you eat fiber on christmas eve
   Dm                 C
He might come to your town


(chours)
   F          Em
Mr Hankey the christmas poo
G            Am
He loves me, I love you
C
Therefore vicariously, he loves you
       G                C      D#
'I can make a Mr Hankey too!'
      G#         C
Im Mr Hankey the christmas poo
  G#                 D#
Seasons greetings to all of you
  Bb                D#
Lets sing songs and dance and play
G#           Bb
Now before I melt away
G#              Bb
Here's  a game I like to play
                           D#
Stick me in your mouth and try to say
 Bb           D#                F               D#
'Howdy ho ho, yum, yum, yum, Christmas time has come!'

    B                     D#
Sometimes he's runny, Sometimes he's firm
    B
Sometimes he's practically water
                           D#
Sometimes he hangs off the end of your ass
       C#                        C
and he wont fall in the toilet, 'cos he's just clinging to your sphincter
                                G
and he wont drop off and so you shake your ass around and try to get it to drop in the

toilet and it finally does..


(chours)
   F
Mr Hankey the christmas poo
G
Christmas leaves, he must leave too
Am        G                     Am
Flush him down, but he's never gone
                            G     C  G# F# C
His smell and his spirit lingers on.

Howdy Ho!