Dress Sexy At My Funeral Uke tab by Smog

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Dress sexy at my funeral my good wife
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Dress sexy at my funeral my good wife
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For the first time in your life

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Wear your blouse undone to hear
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And your skirt split up to here 

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Dress sexy at my funeral my good wife
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For the first time in your life
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oh Dress sexy at my funeral my good wife

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Wink at the minister
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Blow kisses to my grieving brothers 
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Dress sexy at my funeral my good wife

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And when it comes your turn to speak 
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before the crowd
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Tell them about the time we did it
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On the beach with fireworks above us
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On the railroad tracks with the gravel in your back
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In the back room of a crowded bar
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And in the graveyard where my body now rests 

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oh Dress sexy at my funeral my good wife
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Dress sexy at my funeral my good wife
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For the first time in your life         
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Also tell them about how I gave to charity
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And tried to love my fellow man as best I could
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But most of all don't forget about the time on the beach
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With fireworks above us 
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Oh, Oh, Oooooh ...