Want Uke tab by Slim Pickings Bill

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I can smoke a cigarette
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Cleanse myself with cold sweat
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Smoking kills, but you do too
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Heard it before, it's nothing new

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I can roll a shitty joint
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I can get high, but what's the point?
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Day by day, it doesn't end
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I don't care what's around the bend 
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Ohhhhh - Oh, Ohhhhhhh oh

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No I'll never be a star
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I can't even play guitar
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I can't sing, and I can't write
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And I can never get it right
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Ohhhhh - Oh, Ohhhhhhh oh

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And I just want to get high
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Forget my worries and sleep in the sky
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How long can I live like this?
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I can't get myself a sober kiss
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Ohhhhh - Oh, Ohhhhhhh oh




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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh



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I had a girl, and that was nice
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But she was hateful, a heart of ice
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I want another to come my way
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And she is due here any day


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Ohhhhh - Oh, Ohhhhhhh oh
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Ohhhhh - Oh, Ohhhhhhh oh
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Ohhhhh - Oh, Ohhhhhhh oh