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[Intro]
C C F G
C C F G
C C F G

[Verse 1]
  C                      
Twenty years and going strong.
  C                                    
He's never kissed a girl besides his mom. 
             F 
He's got a throw pillow from his favourite show. 
                              G 
He wears a f***ing fedora everywhere he goes. 

 C                         
I don't think this guy is on this world. 
 C                                         
He thinks that just being nice should get him the girl
              F 
So now he'll complain about how he thought it should be. 
                G               C 
Why does this always happen to me? 
 C 
To me?

[Chorus]
 C 
She's stupid pretty, he's pretty stupid. 
 C 
Lonely loser, chewing a toothpick. 
 G 
Lost in the dark, tryna' turn on the lights.
             F                      G 
He's just wants the one, she wants something to bite tonight. 

 C 
She took her skirt off, he didn't notice. 
 C 
He gave her a hug, she wanted a kiss. 
 G 
He missed the signs, so she found a different guy. 
 F                   G 
So sorry, Jack. But better luck next time. 

[Verse 2]
 C 
Girls just suck, they're out of touch. 
 C 
I guess that asking for a quick one is just too much.
 F 
So she's a b**** cause she doesn't like you back.
 F                                    G 
She's omega, you're the alpha of your own wolf pack. 

 C 
But come tonight he's gonna' think of you and 
 C 
he's got a tissue for his issue and a date with his hand. 
 F 
Hugging his pillow, crying himself to sleep. 
 F                        G                C 
That's the girl that was meant to be with me. 
 C 
With me.

[Chorus]
 C 
She's stupid pretty, he's pretty stupid. 
 C 
Lonely loser, chewing a toothpick. 
 G 
Lost in the dark, tryna' turn on the lights.
             F                      G 
He's just wants the one, she wants something to bite tonight. 

 C 
She took her skirt off, he didn't notice. 
 C 
He gave her a hug, she wanted a kiss. 
 G 
He missed the signs, so she found a different guy. 
 F                   G 
So sorry, Jack. But better luck next time. 

[Now would be a great time to try out that riff thai is up at the top.  if you're not feeling up for it, you 
  can just play a steady stream of C chords for 8 measures] 

[Bridge]
 C 
What's the matter? 
 C 
Never had her.
 F 
Find another. 
 G 
Hide your daughters. 

 C 
Suck up your pride. 
 C 
Go with the ride. 
 F 
Sometimes you lose. 
 G 
She doesn't want you. 

 C 
What's the matter?
 (Move on) 
 C 
Never had her.
 (Let go)  
 F 
You'll be alright. 
 (She's gone) 
 N.C. 
Better luck next time.

[Chorus]
 C 
She's stupid pretty, he's pretty stupid. 
 C 
Lonely loser, chewing a toothpick. 
 G 
Lost in the dark, tryna' turn on the lights.
             F                      G 
He's just wants the one, she wants something to bite tonight. 

 C 
She took her skirt off, he didn't notice. 
 C 
He gave her a hug, she wanted a kiss. 
 G 
He missed the signs, so she found a different guy. 
 F                   G 
So sorry, Jack. But better luck next time. 

 C 
She's stupid pretty, he's pretty stupid. 
 C 
Lonely loser, chewing a toothpick. 
 G 
Lost in the dark, tryna' turn on the lights.
             F                      G 
He's just wants the one, she wants something to bite tonight. 

 C 
She took her skirt off, he didn't notice. 
 C 
He gave her a hug, she wanted a kiss. 
 G 
He missed the signs, so she found a different guy. 
 F                   G 
So sorry, Jack. But better luck next time. 

 C                          F                     C 
Wait. Don't go, hold on. I know we were meant to be
 (What's the matter?)       (Never had her.) 
 C                                        G            C 
One chance. Please stay. I guess you're happy without me.
 (You'll be alright.)