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Intro]
Bm G D A

[RuPaul]
Lookie here..
Listen up...
I'm the one, oh!

[Alaska Thunderfuck]
Bm
Hey, girls, my name's Alaska
G
I got a tiny little question to ask ya
D
Who's that bitch that's on the top?
A
Oh, wait, that's me! Hey, Porkchop!
Bm
You're born naked, the rest is drag
G
But your face just needs a paper bag
D
Gimme a challenge and I'll crush you all
A
Changin' the game like my name's RuPaul
Bm
Line 'em up, front to back
G
I'm sendin' bitches home like a heart attack
D
Mess with me and you'll wind up in a casket
A
I'm Dorothy, you're Toto, get in the basket!
Bm
I'll read you down beneath the ground
G
Could you hold my purse while I snatch the crown?
D
Legacy, remember my name
A
'Cause you're gonna see me hangin' in the hall of fame!

[RuPaul]
Bm                                G
Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you, read you
D                                 A
Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you, read you
Bm                                G
Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you, read you
D                                 A
Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you
            Bm
You've been read
Bm
I'm the one, one, one
D
I'm- I'm the one, one, one, one
A
I'm the one, one, one


[Detox]
Bm
Detox comin' at you with a slow verse
G
I'ma speed it up, I had to shut it down first
D
Killin' bitches so hard need a pink hearse
A
I ain't sayin' I'm the best, but I ain't the worst
Bm
You see me shinin' I'm tryin' to take this primetime
G
I see you whinin' and cryin'; take that to Lifetime
D
So epic that it's poetic, I spit it on a dime
A
On Reddit, you look pathetic with that nursery rhyme
Bm
You can't stand me? I don't blame you
G
If Ru's number 1, then I'm number 2
D
You disagree? Well, that's on you
A
Eyes on the chalkboard, I'll spell it out for you
Bm                                   G
D to the E to the T to the O to the- Hold it!... X
D                      A
Naomi Campbell-ing the hoes to the crown, next!

[RuPaul]
Bm                                G
Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you, read you
D                                 A
Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you, read you
Bm                                G
Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you, read you
D                                 A
Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you
            Bm
You've been read
Bm
I'm the one, one, one
D
I'm- I'm the one, one, one, one
A
I'm the one, one, one


[Katya Zamolochikova]
Bm                  G
Yekaterina Petrovna Zamolodchikova
D                          E
But your dad just calls me Katya
Bm
I'm the bright red scare with the long blonde hair
G
Always keep 'em coming back for more
D
You're a basic ass hoe and it's your time to go
A
So bitch let me show you the door
Bm
Cause it's me whose getting laid and I'm always getting paid;
G
The only high class Russian whore
D
I'm a scorching hot mess in a skin tight dress
A
That's a rash, not a herpes sore
Bm
Lenin in the streets, Dostoyevsky in the sheets
G
Baby, are you ready for this Cold War?
D          A
Katya Zamo-lod-chi-kova

[RuPaul]
Bm                                G
Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you, read you
D                                 A
Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you, read you
Bm                                G
Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you, read you
D                                 A
Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you
            Bm
You've been read
Bm
I'm the one, one, one
D
I'm- I'm the one, one, one, one
A
I'm the one, one, one

[Roxxxy Andrews]
Bm
I'm Roxxxy Andrews and I'm here to make it clear
G
I know you love me, baby, that's why you brought me here
D
Was a bitch on Season 5, I'm gonna make it right
A
Give me a sewing challenge and I'll give you what you like
Bm
I'm full of tricks, baby, just like on Halloween
G
A room full of monsters and it makes me wanna scream
D
I have to get this right so you don't waste your time
A
Not like my comedy, I'm killing on this rhyme
Bm        G
I'm gonna show you what I can do
D            A
You're going crazy and seeing two
Bm                 G
It's not my fault, you can't blame my game
D                     A
All these other hoes, but they're all the same

[RuPaul]
Bm                                G
Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you, read you
D                                 A
Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you, read you
Bm                                G
Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you, read you
D                                 A
Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you
            Bm
You've been read
Bm
I'm the one, one, one
D
I'm- I'm the one, one, one, one
G
I'm the one, one, one
A
I'm- I'm the one
Bm                                 G
Wrote you, wrote you, told you, now I-
                     D                          A
Wrote you, wrote you, told you, now I read you, read you