Everyone Else Is An Asshole Uke tab by Reel Big Fish

Intro
A         F#m      D   A   E
Woahh Wa-ohhh, Wa-ohhh-ohh-ohh,
A         F#m     D    A   E
Woahh Wa-ohhh, Wa-ohhh-ohh-ohh,


Horns
  A               F#m 
A|--0--0--4-7---4-5--5-4--0---0--|
E|--------------------------2----|
C|-------------------------------|\
G|-------------------------------| \
     D           A          E       2x
A|-4-5--5-4--0---0----0--9--7----| /
E|-------------2----2------------|/
C|-------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------|


Verse 1
A
 I tried to be nice
F#m
 I tried to live my life
    D        A          E
But everyone else is an asshole
A
 I tried to forgive
F#m
 I tried to live and let live
    D        A          E
But everyone else is an asshole
    D         A              F#m        E
And everybody else thinks of no one but themselves
    D               A                      E
And no one wants to help cause they're all assholes
    D              A         F#m          E
And every friendly chat is a knife in the back
  D       A                E  
A sneaky attack waiting to happen


Verse 2
A
 I tried not to mind
F#m
 I tried to be so kind
    D        A          E
But everyone else is an asshole
A
 I tried to let love rule
F#m
 But I feel like such a fool
      D        A          E
Cause everyone else is an asshole


             D             A             F#m            E
And they're out there even now trying to mess me up somehow
      D                A                     E
But they won't stop me now cause they're all assholes
            D                A         F#m        E
And they're planning while I sleep and even as we speak
   D                A                      E
To strike when I am weak cause they're all assholes


Chorus
B
Everyone else
G#m
Everyone else
E        B          F# 
Everyone else is an asshole
B
Everyone else
G#m
Everyone else
E        B          F# 
Everyone else is an asshole


Horns
  A               F#m 
A|--0--0--4-7---4-5--5-4--0---0--|
E|--------------------------2----|
C|-------------------------------|\
G|-------------------------------| \
     D           A          E       2x
A|-4-5--5-4--0---0----0--9--7----| /
E|-------------2----2------------|/
C|-------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------|


Verse 3
A
It's time to defend
F#m
I know I have no friends
D          A        E   
Everyone else is an asshole
A
I've got to get them first
F#m
Cause worst has come to worst
D        A          E
Everyone else is an asshole
         D                A     F#m            E
But they put the blame on me pretending not to see
     D                 A               E
That I just want to be free from these assholes
      D                   A         F#m                E
But I couldn't take their shit so I tried to deal with it
    D            A           E
And now I look a bit like an asshole!


Verse 4
A
 I tried to be nice
F#m
 I tried to live my life
    D        A          E
But everyone else is an asshole
A
 I tried to overlook
F#m
 And I tried to close the book
    D        A          E
But everyone else is an asshole
A
 I tried not to talk shit
F#m
 But I just couldn't help it
D        A          E
Everyone else is an asshole
A
 They called it assault
F#m
 But it really wasn't my fault
D        A          E
Everyone else is an asshole


Chorus
B
Everyone else
G#m
Everyone else
E        B          F# 
Everyone else is an asshole
B
Everyone else
G#m
Everyone else
E        B          F# 
Everyone else is an asshole


Outro
                  B             G#m      E    B   F#   
You're an asshole too!(Woahh Wa-ohhh, Wa-ohhh-ohh-ohh)
                  B             G#m      E    B   F#   
You're an asshole too!(Woahh Wa-ohhh, Wa-ohhh-ohh-ohh)
                 B                     G#m
I'm talking bout you, I'm talking bout you
                 E        B        F#   
I'm talking bout you, and you, and you
                  B             G#m      E    B   F#     
You're an asshole too!(Woahh Wa-ohhh, Wa-ohhh-ohh-ohh)
                 E        B        F# 
I'm talking bout you, and you, and you
You're an asshole too!(Woahh Wa-ohhh, Wa-ohhh-ohh-ohh)
                 E        B        F# 
I'm talking bout you, and you, and you
                  B             G#m      E    B   F#   
You're an asshole too!(Woahh Wa-ohhh, Wa-ohhh-ohh-ohh)


Optional ending on B