Short People Uke tab by Randy Newman

INTRO
A F#m B7 E7sus4 x2

VERSE 1
A                F#m        B7               E7sus4
Short people got no reason, Short people got no reason
A                F#m        B7         E7sus4
Short people got no reason to live
         A                A7
They got little hands and little eyes
         D                   F7
And they walk around telling great big lies
         A                A7
They got little noses and tiny little teeth
          D                      F7
They wear platform shoes on their nasty little feet


      A       F#m     B7    E7sus4
Well, I don't want no short people
A       F#m      B7   E7sus4
I don't want no short people
A     F#m      B7   E7sus4        A F#m B7 E7sus4
Don't want no short people 'round here.

D                C#m              Bm      Asus2             D
Short people are just the same as you and I (A fool such as I)
            C#m                Bm
All men are brothers until the day they die
Asus2            A
It's a wonderful world.

                 F#m     B7               E7sus4
Short people got nobody, Short people got nobody
A                F#m       B7      E7sus4
Short people got nobody to love
         A                      A7
They got little baby legs, they stand so low
           D                    F7
You got to pick them up just to say hello
         A            A7
They got cars that go beep beep beep
         D                   F7
They got little voices going peep peep peep
         A                         A7
They got grubby little fingers and dirty little minds
D                     F7
They're gonna get you every time
CHORUS