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Intro (G-A#-G-A#-G-A#-D-C-A#-G)x2


G                         Am                   
This car is a war machine that runs on nicotine and gasoline
C                            D         
D-d-d-don't you fucking know this is the wrong side of the road?
G         D                         Em       C
Who needs brakes when it's all down-hill from here?
B                       C    D
And if we ain't died yet then maybe we never will
G                 A#                   C           D#      F
But I don't wanna burn out, so won't you please set me on fire again?
G                 A#                   C           D#      F
I woke up afraid of losing everything; thank god that I already have
G                 A#                   C           D#      F
So if you love me then listen: mind your own fucking business!
G                 A#                   C           D#      F
If you love me enough to stay, then please love me enough to stay...

Intro:(D-A#-G-A#-G-A#-D-C-A#-D)x2
enough to stay away

G                        Am  
I swear on my last cigarette that I'd love you my 
      C                       D      G 
d-d-darling I'd love you if I could, but since the day I was born
 Am                           C                       D
It's been too late for me to be anything but what I am tonight
G                 D                     Em           C
And what I am is drunk and what I am is mean in your passenger seat
B                                          C                D
Seat belts are for people who have time to die; hell, I don't even have time to sleep
G                      A#              C         D#          F
Because I don't wanna miss a moment of loathing everything that I see
G          A#               C            D#                         F
I stay up nights afraid of everything, 'til all that's left is the shadows and me
G          A#                    C       D#           F
Ask me from sunrise to sunset: no, I ain't left the house yet
G       A#                      C       D#           F
I finally love you enough to stay... enough to stay away

Bridge ( G A# D# F)
G   B     C                   D
Aw shit, I wish I had a job to quit
G        B              C               D
I wish I had a boss that I could tell to fuck off
G           B           C             D
Give me the satisfaction of a dramatic exit
        G                B                  C                D
And not just a long car ride and a short goodbye in a parking lot
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