Mommy Fwiend Uke tab by Penelope Scott

[Intro]
Cm G7 Ab Eb



[Chorus]
Eb
I don't wanna suck you off
G7
Just to hold the spot
          Cm                       Ab         Bb
Of every suicide hotline volunteer you’ve ever called
Eb
I'm not your mom
G7
And I'm not your therapist
Ab                         Bb        Eb
And I’m not safe enough to take this risk


[VERSE 1]
Eb
I don't wanna eat your dread
Cm
The very same way
Fm                            Bb
That women swallow cum just to make it go away
Eb
And you should treat me better
Cm
Than the goddamn fruit
Fm                        Bb      Eb
You cut a hole in back in seventh grade


[BRIDGE]
Ab
And I know
Bb            Cm
I know you're sad
Ab
Let me just remind you
Bb            G7
I am not your fucking dad


[Chorus]
Eb
I don't wanna suck you off
G7
Just to hold the spot
Cm                                      Ab   Bb
Of every mental health professional you ever saw
Eb
I'm not your therapist
G7
I'm not trained for this
Ab                             Bb
And I don't wanna be forced to listen
Cm
Under coercion
Fm                                   Bb
Under the threat of your blood on my hands


[BRIDGE]
Ab
Let me remind you
Fm                 Bb
That I am not your dad


[VERSE 2]
Cm
I am not your daddy
G7
I can't support
Ab                                      Eb
I can’t work through all your childhood trauma for you
Cm
I don’t wanna fuck you
G
Like he never could
Ab                                        Eb
I don't wanna be the thing you fuck to do something you shouldn’t


[VERSE 3]
Ab                              Bb
I don't owe you any space on my bed
Ab
This isn't feminism
Bb
It's straight up normal fucking etiquette
Fm
When I say fuck off
Bb
Fuck off
Ab
Because consent is about more than just
Bb
Your cock and the government


[Chorus]
Eb
I don’t wanna suck you off
G7
Just to hold the spot
Cm                                      Ab
Of every mental health professional you never saw
Eb
I'm not your therapist
Bb
I'm not trained for this
Ab                   Bb        Eb
And I don't wanna be forced to listen
Cm
Under coercion
Fm                                   Bb
Under the threat of your blood on my hands


[VERSE 4]
Eb                     G7
Leveraging my constant guilt against me
Cm                    Ab
And you force me into submission
Eb                          G7
And I would be so much less offended
Cm                         Ab
If you just told me to get back into the kitchen
Fm                              Bb
I don't even feel good about it anymore
 Ab                                  Bb
'Cause you don't take the advice you fucking use me for


[Chorus]
Eb
I don't wanna suck you off
G7
Just to hold the spot
Cm                                      Ab   Bb
Of every mental health professional you ever saw
Eb
I'm not your therapist
Cm
I'm not trained for this
Fm                       Bb      Eb
And I don't wanna take a fucking risk
Cm
Under coercion
Fm                                   Bb
Under the threat of your blood on my hands


[BRIDGE]
Ab
Let me remind you
Fm                 Bb
That I am not your dad
Ab
Let me remind you
Fm                   Bb
To call your fucking dad


[INSTRUMENTAL OUTRO]

Eb G Cm Ab
Eb G Ab Bb Eb
Fm F Bb