I Write Sins Not Tragedies Uke tab by Panic! At The Disco

**Verse 1**
Am
Oh,
 
Well imagine, 

As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor,
      F 
And I can't help but to hear, 
                        Dm
No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words:
Am
"What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding!" says a bridesmaid to a waiter,
      F                                            Dm 
"And, yes, but what a shame, what a shame the poor groom's bride is a whore."
**Chorus**
Am    
I chime in with a
F                        Dm       G                 Am
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door!"
              F                    Dm
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
                G
With a sense of poise and rationality.
Am        F
I chime in, 
                         Dm       G                 Am
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door!"
              F                    Dm     
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
G              
With a sense of... 
**Verse 2**
Am
Well in fact, 

Well I'll look at it this way, 
                                   F
I mean technically our marriage is saved
                      Dm
Well this calls for a toast

So, pour the champagne
Am
Oh! Well in fact, 

Well I'll look at it this way, 
                                   F
I mean technically our marriage is saved

Well this calls for a toast, 
    Dm
So, pour the champagne, pour the champagne

**Instrumental**
(strum once) Am..Am F..Dm G..Am F

Am
I chime in with a
F                        Dm       G                 Am
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door!"
              F                    Dm
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
                G
With a sense of poise and rationality.
Am
I chime in, 
F                        Dm       G                 Am
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door!"
              F                    Dm
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
G 
With a sense of 

**Bridge**
Am    F   Dm       G   Am F Dm G
Poise and rationality

Am F Dm G (x2)
Again...

**Chorus**
Am 
I chime in,
F                        Dm       G                 Am 
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door!"
              F                    Dm
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
                G (strum once)
With a sense of poise and rationality.
Am
I chime in,
F                        Dm       G                 Am
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door!"
              F                    Dm
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things

With a sense of 

**Bridge**
Am    F   Dm       G   Am F Dm G
Poise and rationality

Am F Dm G (x2)
Again...