Tim I Wish You Were Born A Girl Uke tab by Of Montreal

F                         Am
Tim, wish you were born a girl,
                     Bb
Wish you were born a girl,
   A                   Gm
So I could've been your boyfriend.
  C             Dm       Bb
I know it's not possible now.
       F           C                   A       Gm
I just never met a girl I like half as much as you.
    F                     Am                   Bb
And we could lay around in bed, stay there all day,
      A               Gm
Or at least until the afternoon
    C                   Dm            Bb
And I could make you spaghetti with tomato sauce
     F                 C           A       Gm
With just a touch of oregano and a parsley stem.
    F                Am                               Bb
And then when you got sick,  I could take the day off work.
A                   Gm                 C                   Dm
I could've made you chicken soup,  And we could watch soap operas
          Bb         F                  C
oh, those TV dramas. I could catch your cold
              A           Gm
and you could take care of me.

   Am                            F                     Bb
mmmmmm, If I could've met you at school, or met you at work,
                      Gm
It would have changed everything.
      Am                  F                  Bb
Those years of losing, confusion and insecurity,
                     Dm
They would have been shared,
                     A      Gm
they would have been eaaasiieeer, oh
F                 Am
Tim, wish you were born a girl,
                     Bb
Wish you were born a girl,
   A                    Gm
So I could've been your fiancé.
    C                                 Dm         Bb
I'm not saying you can't be all these things for me,
                      F                     C              F
But it's just not the same because you're a man, and so am I


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