Asthma Attack Uke tab by Noah Adams

*play with capo on first fret to sound like original*


*  C      F    F G    G F   F  
A|-3--5-7-0--3-0-2--5-2-0-3-0--|
E|-0--0-0-1--1-1-3--3-3-1-1-1--|
C|-0--0-0-0--0-0-2--2-2-0-0-0--|
G|-0--0-0-2--2-2-0--0-0-2-2-2--|


[Verse]
C                               F                         G
I am the physical embodiment of everything I never wanted to be
                                    F
People must think this kids fucking crazy
C                         F
I am the prime example of indecision
                           G
Life hit me like a head on collision
                          F
But what am I supposed to do

When I'm so see through



[Chorus]
C                                   G
I had never thought that life would be like this
        F                                G
And now I'm thinking that maybe I should maybe give life a miss
       C                            G
And if living was the equivalent of breathing
                    F                  G
Then maybe I should prepare myself for another asthma attack


[Verse]
C                                                F
Don't ask me all these bloody questions I'll get arsey
                                      G
You think I know myself well you'd be mostly wrong
                                  F
It's taken way too long for me to sing my song old me is dead and gone


[Bridge]
C
If lying was a crime then I'd be doing time
F
And I don't mean to whine but just imagine having to lie to
G
friends foes all of those people that should matter most
F
Living a double life is just as obvious as Pinocchio



[Chorus]
C                                   G
I had never thought that life would be like this
        F                                G
And now I'm thinking that maybe I should maybe give life a miss
       C                            G
And if living was the equivalent of breathing
                    F                  G
Then maybe I should prepare myself for another asthma attack

C                                   G
I had never thought that life would be like this
        F                                G
And now I'm thinking that maybe I should maybe give life a miss
       C                            G
And if living was the equivalent of breathing
                    F                  G                       C
Then maybe I should prepare myself for another asthma attack