I Don't Know What We're Talking About Uke tab by Ninja Sex Party (Baritone Chords)

C                 Caug
I picked you up at eight
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My heart was racing, and now we're on our first date
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You look so radiant as we walk into the restaurant
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You start to talk and then I smile and nod

    C                   Caug
You told me about your life
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But I was lost inside your oceanic eyes
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Our hands touched briefly
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as the light reflected off your golden hair
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A strong electric charge was in the air

         C                  C7
Now it's 10 o'clock and the meal is done
        F               Fm
But the conversation's just begun
       C             C7
You're fascinating, I feel blessed
F              Fm
But I have to be honest

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I don't know what we're talking about
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And I haven't for a while
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And I don't know what we're talking about
      G#      A#      C C7 F G# A#
And I haven't for a while

C Cdim G

   C              Caug
My eyes are open wide
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You speak with passion but I'm panicking inside
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Cause I've been daydreaming about a pterodactyl named Lamar
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When he's tired of flying he drives a car

     C               C7
He's got to get to work on time
    F               Fm
His nursing job is on the line
    C               C7
His wife is always on his case
    F                  Fm
Why can't she give Lamar some space?

  C                     C7       F
I don't know what we're talking about
      G#      A#      C C7 F G#
And I haven't for a while
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And I don't know what we're talking about
      G#      A#      C C7 F Edim
And I haven't for a while

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I'm pretty sure you're telling me about your new job
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I'm not absorbing anything - smile and nod
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I'm thinking about ladders, if I tell you is that odd?
      D#                      A#
Is it my turn to talk? you're looking at me, oh god!

D#                D#m
Focus... focus... penguin in a costume
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How many Draculas are hiding in this room
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Marlon Brando was so very handsome in his prime
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I'd make an awesome cop if I could stop committing crimes!

  C                     C7       F
I don't know what we're talking about

I am totally lost
  C#                    C#7      F#
I don't know what we're talking about

I uh... where am I?
  D                     D7       G
I don't know what we're talking about
      A#      C       D
And I haven't for a while
              D7
Lamar's gonna have to go back to night school!
G                         A#
Am I the only one who cares about this?
C     D                     D7        G
And I don't know what we're talking about
      A#      C       D D7 G
And I haven't for a while

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Anyway, why don't you and I go back to my place and, oh,
I see you left at some point