Dead Uke tab by My Chemical Romance

Intro: A

Yeah!

A
And if your heart stops beating 
Cm
I'll be here wondering 
F#m                     D
Did you get what you deserve?
                     A            
The ending of your life and if you get to heaven
Cm
I'll be here waiting, babe 
F#m                     D
Did you get what you deserve?
     
                      Bm
The end and if your life won't wait
            D           E
Then your heart can't take this

Chorus:
  A                 Cm
Have you heard the news that you're dead? 
  F#m
No one ever had much nice to say 
  D
I think they never liked you anyway 
  A                 Cm
Oh take me from the hospital bed  
  F#m
Wouldn't it be grand It ain't exactly what you planned 
  D                 
And wouldn't it be great 
    E         A
If we were dead?
      A
Ooh dead


---Same Pattern---

Tongue tied and oh so squeamish 
You never fell in love 
Did you get what you deserve? 
The ending of your life 
And if you get to heaven 
I'll be here waiting, babe 
Did you get what you deserve? 
The end and if your life won't wait 
then your heart can't take this... 
(Repeat Chorus)

Bm                    A
And in my honest observation 
               F#m
During this operation
                               D 
Found a complication in your heart 
                 Bm  
So long, 'cause now you've 
got (now you've got) 
           Cm
Maybe just two weeks to live 
Is that the best that you can give?

One! Two! one! two! three! four! 
A 
LA LA LA LA LA! 
Cm
LA LA LA LA LA LA! 
F#m               D
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA! 
Well come on, 
A
LA LA LA LA LA! 
Cm
LA LA LA LA LA LA! 
F#m               D
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA... 
Motherfucker! 
     A                Cm
If life ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!) 
                   F#m
Then why are we laughing? 
(LA LA LA LA LA LA!) 
                       E
If life ain't just a joke (LA 
LA LA LA LA LA LA!) 
          E
Then why are we laughing? 
     A                Cm
If life ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!) 
                    F#m
Then why are we laughing? 
(LA LA LA LA LA LA!) 
                       D-E
If life ain't just a joke (LA 
LA LA LA LA LA LA!) 
               A
Then why am I dead? 
A
DEAD!