Thigh High Nylons Uke tab by Mustard Plug

# Technically only bass is playing during the intro of the actual song,
# but if you're playing solo, you might want filler chords, so I gave you some
# In addition, during the portions marked [Bridge] and the rap in between,
# there is really only bassline, horns, and drums, but if you are playing solo,
# you probably need something to play, so I added chords that fit.

[Intro]
E B A B x2


[Horns]
E B A B x2


E               B              A
Poodle doos and saddle shoes
                      B    E
Don't mean a thing to me
                     B        A
It's your thigh high nylons
                    B       E
That bring me to my knees
               B             A
Bring back the classic bob
                    B      E
And drop the shaggy crop
                   B        A
In your thigh high nylons
                         B
My eyes are spinning and they won't stop


A          B              A
Thigh high nylons (you're alright)
           B                     A
Thigh high nylons (you're out of sight)
                      B                 E
Where'd you get those thigh high nylons tonight?


[Horns]
E B A B x2


E                 B             A
Forget the floppy hippy skirt
                    B      E
And lose the sloppy dyes
                   B        A
In your thigh high nylons
                       B     E
You'll always catch my eye
                B             A
No it's not the days of old
                 B     E
So take off that fur
                   B        A
In your thigh high nylons
                    B
Is all you need and nothing more


A          B          A
Thigh high nylons (so fine)
           B                     A
Thigh high nylons (I'll make you mine)
                      B                 E
Where'd you get those thigh high nylons tonight?


[Bridge]
B B E F# x4


  B
I caught you walking in the corner of my eye
       E                   F#
And my field of vision was only thigh high
         B
Tried to make my move, but I hit the wall
      E                     F#
Lying flat on the floor you make the call
         B
It was a fat no, I heard from the lips
           E              F#
I check my watch and your swinging hips
       B
It was like that, what was I to do?
     E                          F#
so I stepped on back and took a sip of my brew
            B
This is the first time that my face turned red
            E                 F#
You left me lyin' dead with a bullet in my head
           B
Was it the end of it all? I just don't know
         E                     F#
But your thigh high nylons are stealing the show
      B
Panty hose? No, we need thigh high nylons
      E                   F#
Black tights? No, we need thigh high nylons
      B
Bobby socks? No, we need thigh high nylons
E                          F#
Nothing compares to what I got my eyes on


[Bridge]
B B E F# x3

B   B   E    F#
        1-2, 1-2-3-4!


[Horns]
E B A B x2


E                        B            A
Whatever happened to the mini skirt
                      B     E
That meant so much to me?
                   B        A
In your thigh high nylons
                      B     E
That's what I want to see
              B                  A
What you wrap around your legs
                 B      E
The fabric of my life
              B        A
In your thigh nylons
          B
I got you in my sights


A          B              A
Thigh high nylons (you're alright)
           B                     A
Thigh high nylons (you're out of sight)
                      B                 E
Where'd you get those thigh high nylons tonight?
A          B          A
Thigh high nylons (so fine)
           B                     A
Thigh high nylons (I'll make you mine)
                      B                 E
Where'd you get those thigh high nylons tonight?