9 Chords used in the song: D7, G, A7, D, G7, E7, C, C#dim7, B7

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D7
G
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penisA7
D
D7
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dongD7
It's swell to have a stiffy
G
G7
E7
It's divine to own a dick
A7
From the tiniest little tadger
D
A7
D
To the world's biggest prick
D7
G
So three cheers for your willy or John ThomasA7
D
A7
D
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake
D7
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend
G
G7
E7
Your Percy or your cock
A7
You can wrap it up in ribbons
D
A7
D
You can slip it in your sock
C
C#dim7
But don't take it out in public
G
B7
E7
Or they will stick you in the dock
A7
D7
G
D7
G
And you won't come back
OOOH THANK YOU VERY MUCH
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About this song: Penis Song
This is about the joys of masculinity, with a "stern" (actually, a comical) warning at the end. This was composed and performed entirely by band member Eric Idle. It can be heard in the Monty Python movie The Meaning of Life.