I Don't Wanna Be Free Uke tab by Markiplier

[Intro]
Bbm
The outside world recoils in fear
Am
Thinking if they slip up, they'll get locked up in here
Ebm
You're killing yourself to make ends meet
F
While I'm workin' on my tan and kicking up my feet

[Verse]
               Bb           Gm                  Cm           F
You can't beat livin' in prison, there's always something to do
        Dm            Gm          Cm       F
And you know who's paying - everyone but you!
      Bb         Gm      Cm       F
Every day I wake up to a nice hot shower
      Dm            Gm          Cm            F
Don't pay the water bill so I'm scrubbing for hours

Gm
Shoot some hoops and lift weights in the yard
C7
Maybe blow off some steam, shiv a rookie guard
Eb                 C7no3
And there's nothing more exquisite
       Bb                                F
Than when i get my 14 minute conjugal visits

Come on and meet the gang

        Bb        Gm          Cm       F
There's Jimmy the Pickle, and Shithole Hank
   Dm                   Gm          Cm     F
he makes the best hooch wine in his toilet tank
        Bb           Gm        Cm       F
there's Bam-Bam, and Tiny, and Sparkles McGee,
    Bb           Gm        Cm        F
And every single one of us scumbags agree:

[Chorus]
                   Bb                    Gm
I don't wanna be free (I don't wanna be free)
                Cm                   F
Leave me in luxury (Leave me in luxury)
Dm        Gm
Why try a prison break
     Cm           F
When hard time is totally great
                    Bb                      Gm
I got a trash pedigree (I got a trash pedigree)
                        Cm                    F
But in here I'm bourgeoisie (Hey Ma, look at me)
        Dm              Gm
I never think about the world beyond
     Cm                 F
Then I'd recall how I killed my mom

F (Pause)
No! I don't wanna be
F# (Pause)
Free! Not the life for me
F#
No! I don't wanna be...

   B       G#m
...freeeee
               C#m   F#
Of these amenities
     D#m                         G#m
If I tried to live this good out there
            C#m         F#
I'd have to be a thousandaire
D#m                        C#7
This is where I wanna grow old
   E                F#             A7   B7
So I'm just praying I don't make paroole
                          B
Cuz I don't wanna be free