Mary Jane Holland Uke tab by Lady GAGA

[Intro]
Em

[Verse 1]
Em
Lady of the Dam
Won't be a slave to the blonde, or the culture of the popular
 C          Am
(She won't, she won't)
Em
Sing at you, I'll fly under radar tonight
Make deals with every devil in sight
 C       Am
(I will, I will)

[Pre-Chorus]
C
'Cause I love, love, 'cause I love, love
Am
You better than, you better than
Em             C
My darkest sin
C*      Am*      Em*       B*
Russian hookers, and cheap gin

[Chorus]
C                       D
I think that I could be fine
           Am                   Em
If I could be Mary Jane Holland tonight
C                        D
I think we'd have a good time
              Am                      Em
If you'd meet me and Mary Jane in Holland tonight

[Post-Chorus]
C     D     Am
Mary! Jane! Holland!
Em
(Woo-hoo!)
C     D     Am
Mary! Jane! Holland!
Em
(Oh-hoo!)

[Verse 2]
Em
I don't like to boast
But our truffles are the most
Mad-magical in Amsterdam
 C          Am
(She won't, she won't)
Em
So if you have fear, Apollo
Sit on my lyre, and play him like a piano, man
 C       Am
(I will, I will)

[Pre-Chorus]
C
'Cause I love, love, 'cause I love, love
Am
You better than, you better than
Em             C
My darkest sin
C*      Am*      Em*       B*
Russian hookers, and cheap gin

[Chorus]
C                       D
I think that I could be fine
           Am                   Em
If I could be Mary Jane Holland tonight
C                        D
I think we'd have a good time
              Am                      Em
If you'd meet me and Mary Jane in Holland tonight

[Post-Chorus]
C     D     Am
Mary! Jane! Holland!
Em
(Woo-hoo!)
C     D     Am
Mary! Jane! Holland!
Em
(Oh-hoo!)

[Bridge]
G           B           F               E
I know that Mom and Dad think I'm a mess
Am
But it's alright, 
Ab      G            C
because I am rich as piss
G    B
When I ignite the flame 
    D             G
and put you in my mouth
C                    Am
The grass eats up my insides, 
       B                  E
and my brunette starts to sprout
E
Introducing, ladies and gentleman, Mary Jane Holland!

[Chorus]
C                       D
I think that I could be fine
           Am                   Em
If I could be Mary Jane Holland tonight
C                        D
I think we'd have a good time
              Am                      Em
If you'd meet me and Mary Jane in Holland tonight

[Post-Chorus]
C     D     Am
Mary! Jane! Holland!
Em
(Woo-hoo!)
C     D     Am
Mary! Jane! Holland!
Em
(Oh-hoo!)
C     D     Am
Mary! Jane! Holland!
Em
(Woo-hoo!)
C     D     Am
Mary! Jane! Holland!
Em
(Oh-hoo!)