So Nice So Smart Uke tab by Kimya Dawson

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I was quiet as a mouse when i snuck into your house 
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and took roofies with your spouse in a nit and out a louse
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and lice are lousy all the time they suck your blood drink your wine
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say shut up and quit your crying give it time and you'll be fine

A         B        E      B A
you're so nice and you're so smart
                   B              E     B   A
you're such a good friend i hafta break your heart
                  B                  E    B         A 
I tell you that i love you then i'll tear your world apart
                      B               E
just pretend i didn't tear your world apart

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I like boys with strong convictions and convicts with perfect diction
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underdogs with good intentions amputees with stamp collections
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plywood skinboards ride the ocean salty noses suntan lotion
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always seriously jokin and rambunctiously soft-spoken
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i like boys that like their mothers and i have a thing for brothers
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but they always wait til we're under the covers to say i'm sure glad we're 
    E
not lovers

A         B        E      B A
you're so nice and you're so smart
                   B              E     B   A
you're such a good friend i hafta break your heart
                B                  E         B     A
tell you that i love you then i'll tear your world apart
                      B               E
just pretend i didn't tear your world apart

E
I like my new bunnysuit
E
I like my new bunnysuit
E
I like my new bunnysuit
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When i wear it i feel cute