I Want To Die In A War Uke tab by Jreg

Dm
I wanna die in a war.

F
I wanna die in a war.

C
I wanna die in a war.

Gm             Edim
Just war? Sure, I just want war.

Gm               Edim
Unjust war? Sure, I just want war.

Dm
Let me die in a war please.

F
There's a really blatent untapped need.

Dm
For some purpose societally.

C
Release pent up feelings inside of me.

Dm
All these young men with nothing to do.

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Why not give them a war to give their lives to?

Dm
You could start a war with any country.

F
And if that won't do, a civil war is plenty.

Dm
I'm not prepared for martial combat.

F
But maybe in a war a tank will roll me flat.

Gm
Maybe I could be like flat Stanley.

Edim
Except like freakin dead.

Dm
Don't worry this is just a joke.

F
Who want's war? I sure don't.

Dm
I'd hate to develop comraderie.

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With a community that thinks like me.

Dm
Shares my values and morality.

C
Tells me who to kill and what it means.

Gm
Oh shucks, then I'd have to kill and die.

Edim
For a cause that's far far greater than mine.

Dm
I'd much rather work from my crappy 9 to 5.

F
Watch Netflix and play games with my time.

Gm
Get depressed and take it out on my wife.

Edim
I'm a real big fan of modern life!

Dm                   F
Race war, cyber war, cyber space war.

Dm                    F
Proxy war, world war, class war, great war.

C                         Gm
Guerilla war, gorilla war, total war, religious war.

Edim               Edim
Cold war, hot war, nuke war, yeah sure!

Dm
I wanna die in a war.

F
I wanna die in a war.

C
Just let me die in a war.

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