No More Uke tab by Jonathan Larson

# From the musical "Tick, Tick...Boom!"

Chords:

D5: 2255
G5: 0235
A5: 2400
F5: X013 


D5
No more walking up six flights of stairs
                     G5
or throwing down the key because there is no buzzer.
D5
No more walking thirteen blocks with thirty pounds of
        G5                              D5
laundry in the fucking dead of winter.
A5      G5
No more faulty wiring
A5      G5
No more painted floors
A5      G5             F5             Bb
No more spiting out my ultra brite on top of 
      A5
dirty dishes in the one and only sink


D        F#m        G   A
Hello to my walk in closets
D       F#m      G   A
tidy as Park Avenue
D        F#m           G  Bb
Hello my butcher block table
F#m         Bm
I could get used
F#m         Bm
I could get used
G           A       D
I could get used to you


D5
No more climbing over sleeping people
               G5
before you get out the door of your own building.
D5
No more noxious fumes from gas heaters that are illegal
   G5                                   D5
or will blow up while you are sleeping.
A5      G5
No more leaky ceilings
A5      G5
No more holes in the floor
A5               G5            F5
No more taking a shower in the kitchen
           Bb                A5
while your roommate's eating breakfast

and your getting water on his cornflakes.


D        F#m       G           A
Hello to shiny new Parque wood floors
   D          F#m              A
as waxed as a wealthy girl's legs
D          F#m        G   Bb
Hello dear mister dishwasher
F#m         Bm
I could get used
F#m         Bm
I could get used
G           A       D
I could get used to you


G      A
No more exotic
D      D
No more neurotic
G                    D7
No more anything but pleasantly robotic

We're moving on up to the east side
     D       F#m             A
To a deluxe apartment in the sky


Solo

G        Bm          C   D
Hello to dear mister doorman
G              Bm          C     D
who looks like Captain Kangaroo
G          Bm         C          Eb
Hello dear fellow and how do you do?
Bm          Em
I could get used
Bm       Em
even seduced
C           D       G
I could get used to you.