Not About You Uke tab by Jonathan Coulton

Intro:  C   G   F   C

G                           F       C        Am                  Dm         
I haven't thought of you in fifteen days and today I still won't think of you
G                           F         C            Dm             G
And when I call you up and you're not home, well I might not even care
F                              C
Every day gets better than the one before 
F                               Am      G           F
Cause every day I know that I'm fine without you
G
But I don't think about it

C           G         C
This one is not about you
        F                Am      G
You can put that in your pipe and smoke it
C           G         C
This one is not about you
      F            Am         G
Baby, you can take that to the bank
    Dm               G       C
And shove it up your big fat ass

C   G   F   C

G                 F         C       Am                   Dm         
Every time I ride past your house I forget it's you who's living there
G              F        C               Dm              G
Anyway I never see your face cause your window's up too high
F                             C
And I saw you shopping at the grocery store
          F                    Am     G           F
But I was far too busy with my cart to notice
G
You weren't looking at me

C           G         C
This one is not about you
        F                Am      G
You can put that in your pipe and smoke it
C           G         C
This one is not about you
      F            Am         G
Baby, you can take that to the bank
    Dm               G       C
And shove it up your big fat ass

Solo:
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Am   G   F   G
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G                          F        C               Am              Dm         
I saw that movie where the guy gets dumped when the girl goes off to find herself
G                      F          C               Dm        G
But I think I may have missed the end - there was something in my eye
F                            C
But it doesn't matter how it all turns out
          F                   Am      G              F
Because I know that guy'll be fine without you
G
You shouldn't worry cause

C           G         C
This one is not about you
        F                Am      G
You can put that in your pipe and smoke it
C           G         C
This one is not about you
      F            Am         G
Baby, you can take that to the bank
    Dm               G       C
And shove it up your big fat ass

Outro: C  G  F  C