Betty And Me Uke tab by Jonathan Coulton

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Verse 1
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I guess I was skeptical when I first met Dr. Martin
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He said we could build a baby out of DNA
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And although it was expensive it was legal in the states
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where it wasn't banned
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It was Betty who suggested we cut out the parts of me
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that she can't stand

Pre-chorus 1
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So we made an appointment and Betty went alone
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They worked out the details and then called me on the phone
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To say congratulations Dad

Chorus
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Now things are getting better for Betty and me
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We're making us a baby that's just like me only better
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And Betty says he'll be taller
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And Betty says he'll be smarter
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And Betty says that our baby will be better than me

Verse 2
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Betty was pretty firm about our baby being human
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I said we should give him wings and nice prehensile tail
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He could travel with the circus making money, making friends with clowns
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Betty said that's stupid and for God's sake would you turn that TV down?

Pre-chorus 2
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Now I've seen Betty happy, but she's never been like this
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She glows like someone's girlfriend in the middle of a kiss
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And I'm excited too

Chorus
A                      E          D         A
Now things are getting better for Betty and me
A                 E           D         A       F#m
We're making us a baby that's just like me only better
    B7                  F#m
And Betty says he'll be taller
    B7                  F#m
And Betty says he'll be smarter
    B7                  D            E
And Betty says that our baby will be better than me

Bridge
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And the love inside me thunders like a storm
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And I hope the tube they keep him in is comfortable and warm
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I hope the nutritive solution that they're feeding him
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doesn't make him fat

Verse 3
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Betty's been spending lots of time out late with Dr. Martin
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She says that they're working on the baby every night
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And Dr. Martin brings her presents like new underwear and a bottle of wine
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I'll just keep on writing checks until the day that baby is mine

Pre-chorus 3
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He might have my moustache or my freckles or my eyes
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Betty says it's better if we keep it a surprise
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I hope I find out soon 

Final Chorus
A                      E          D         A
Now things are getting better for Betty and me
A                 E           D         A       F#m
We're making us a baby that's just like me only better
    B7                  F#m
And Betty says he'll be taller
    B7                  F#m
And Betty says he'll be smarter
    B7                  D            E
And Betty says that our baby will be better than
D            E
Baby will be better than
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Baby will be better than me.