Vine Vs Youtube Uke tab by Jon Cozart

[Intro] 
C Am7 C Am7
G7 G7sus2 C G7 C

[Chorus]
G7       C           F        C
Anything you can do, I can do better,
G7          C        F      G7   C
Vine can do anything better than you ... tube
      G7            C
No it can't, yes it can
      G7            C
No it can't, yes it can
      G7
No it can't, yes it can
      G7 
No it can't 
     (yes it can)

[Chorus]
G7           C              F          C
If you think vine is great, youtube is greater (well)
G7        C           F       G7   C
Don't be a hater, I'm greater than you 
          G7         C
No you're not, yes I am
          G7         C
No you're not, yes I am
          G7         
No you're not, yes I am
           G7   C
No you're not 
         (yes I am)

[Verse 1]
Em
Vine is just a gimmick,
Em
Only for a cynic, 
Dm
I can do impressions,
Dm
I can help depression,
D7
Education vids made me a grad,
G7
and youtube's free! Ah, wait for the ad

[Chorus]
G7       C              F           C
Anywhere you can reach, I can reach further,
G7          C         F      G7  C
I can reach double as far as you can 
       G7           C
No you can't, yes I can
       G7           C
No you can't, yes I can 
       G7
Yes he can, yes I can
       G7       C
Yes he can
      (yes I can)  


[Verse 2]
Em
Vine stars are bratty,
Em
Go back to mom and daddy,
Dm
You should put disclaimers,
Dm
On the youtube gamers,
D7
I hear you only last six seconds long! (what?)
G7
Do girls complain? It's enough for your mom! ooooohhhhh


[Chorus]
G7       C           F          C
Anything you can do, I can loop better,
G7         C       F      G7   C
Everything I do is better than loops
G7           C
No it's not, yes it is
G7           C
No it's not, yes it is
G7
No it's not, no it's not, no it's not, no it's not, no it's not!
       C
Yes it is

[Verse 3]
Em
Viners are obnoxious,
Em
Even when unconscious 
Dm
Youtube's for talent,
Dm
It's for vevo and Fallon!
D7
You're just another Disney schmuck,
G7
Parody's aren't art. Story time! You suck

[Chorus]
G7       C            F            C
Anything vine can do, youtube does sweeter,
G7         C        F       G7   C
I can sing anything sweeter than you
(a capella) 
No you can't, yes I can
No you can't, yes I can
No you can't, yes I can
No you can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't
   (yes I can can can can can can can - You shut up!)
No I can't

[Chorus]
G7       C            F            C
Anything vine can do, youtube does better oooooohhhh
G7       C             F    G7     C
Anything youtube does, vine can do best 
yeah yeah yeah
   no   no   no etc

[Chorus]
G7       C            F            C
Anything vine can do, youtube does better,
G7       C        F
I can do anything better better better
G7   C
Than you

No you can't!
  Yes I can!