Cartoons And Vodka Uke tab by Jinkx Monsoon

[Intro]
Bm F#

[Verse 1]
               Bm
Baby I've been stompin' around in these heels 
       E           F#
for all the goddamn day
      Bm
I got aches and annoyance 
               E       F#
from living to earn my pay
         Bm
Yet some piece and quiet 
                      D         F#
from you would really go a long way
           Bm
So ease it down

[Pre-Chorus 1]
            A          G
You see I'm tired, I'm spent
           D
I'm really feeling my age
         A                G
You know life is twice as hard 
                   D
when you're living half on the stage
      Em              A
And I barely have the energy 
   D             Bm
to sing you this song
                  Em           A
So let's get some cartoons and Vodka
           D         Bm
And do 'em all night long

[Chorus 1]
G    A            D              Bm
Oooh boy, are you ready for some fun?
          Em              A
Drink 'em down, drink 'em down, 
          D     F#
drink 'em down, oooh (X2)

[Verse 2]
N.C.                  Bm
You can call me juvenile, 
                       E        F#
but I'm picky on how I spend my time
                Bm
Don't you know, it takes two crates of makeup 
          E            F#
to go out lookin' this fine
             Bm
I don't work these nails to the bone 
            D            F#
to hear you squabble and whine
           Bm
So help me out

[Pre-Chorus 2]
                           A        G
You better believe that I'm hot, I'm wet
         D
And it's really not fair
                  A                  G
Takes more than a tall cool glass of you, 
                D
there honey, to bring me up for air
         Em                A
And I've been too blown to rest these bones 
      D            Bm
for a long country mile
                  Em           A
So let's get some cartoons and Vodka
         D           Bm
And put 'em on for a while

[Chorus 2]
G    A              D            Bm
Oooh boy, now gimme some of that smile
          Em              A
Drink 'em down, drink 'em down, 
          D     F#
drink 'em down, oooh (X2)

[Bridge]
Bm E F#
Bm E F#
Bm D F#
Bm

[Chorus 3]
G    A            D              Bm
Oooh boy, are you ready for some fun?
          Em              A
Drink 'em down, drink 'em down, 
          D     F#
drink 'em down, oooh (X2)

[Reprise]
E A D B

Oooh, drink them down, drink 'em down, oooh, drink them down
Oh, oh, drink 'em down down down down down down down, oh, oh, oooh

Drink 'em down, drink 'em down