Victoria's Secret Uke tab by JAX

* means 1 strumming.

Intro:

[F]   [Am]   [Bb]   [C]


Verse 1:

[F]                           [Am]
God, I wish somebody would've told me
             [Bb]              [C]
When I was younger that all bodies aren't the same
[F]                   [Am]                [Bb]
Photoshop, itty bitty models on magazine covers
        [C]
Told me I was overweight
[F]               [Am]
I stopped eating, what a bummer
[Bb]                [C]
Can't have carbs in hot girl summer
[F]                    [Am]
If I could go back and tell myself
              [Bb]
When I was younger, I'd say, psst




Chorus:

[F]                [Dm]
I know Victoria's secret
[Bb]                     [C]
And girl, you wouldn't believe
         [F]                  [Dm]
She's an old man who lives in Ohio
       [Bb]                    [C]
Making money off of girls like me
        [F]        [Am]
Cashing in on body issues
         [Bb]                [Bbm]
Selling skin and bones with big boobs
[F]               [Dm]
I know Victoria's secret
[Bb]     [C#dim7]         [F]     [Dm]
She was made up by a dude (dude)
[Bb]         [C]               [F]     [Dm]
Victoria was made up by a dude (dude)
[Bb]        [C#dim7]  [C]
Victoria was made up by a dude



Verse 2:

[F]                      [Am]                   [Bb]                                 
I wish somebody would've told me that thighs of thunder
      [C]          [F]
Meant normal human thighs
            [Am]           [Bb]
The fucking pressure I was under
        [C]        [F]
To lose my appetite
              [Am]
And fight the cellulite 
     [Bb]               [C]
with hunger games like every night
[F]                    [Am]
If I could go back and tell myself
           [Bb]
When I was younger, I'd say

Hey dummy



Chorus:

[F]                [Dm]
I know Victoria's secret
    [Bb]                [C]
And girl, you wouldn't believe
         [F]                  [Dm]
She's an old man who lives in Ohio
       [Bb]                    [C]
Making money off of girls like me
        [F]        [Am]
Cashing in on body issues
         [Bb]                [Bbm]
Selling skin and bones with big boobs
[F]               [Dm]
I know Victoria's secret
[Bb]     [C#dim7]         [F]     [Dm]
She was made up by a dude (dude)
[Bb]         [C]               [F]     [Dm]
Victoria was made up by a dude (dude)
[Bb]        [C#dim7]  [C]
Victoria was made up by a dude



Bridge:

[F]*               [Dm]*
I know Victoria's secret
    [Bb]*               [C]*
And girl, you wouldn't believe
         [F]*                 [Dm]
She's an old man who lives in Ohio
       [Bb]                   [C]*
Making money off of girls like me
        [F]*       [Am]*
Cashing in on body issues
         [Bb]*               [Bbm]*
Selling skin and bones with big boobs
[F]*              [Dm]*
I know Victoria's secret
[Bb]*    [C#dim7]*        [F]*    [Dm]
She was made up by a dude (dude)



Chorus:

[F]                [Dm]
I know Victoria's secret
    [Bb]                [C]
And girl, you wouldn't believe
         [F]                  [Dm]
She's an old man who lives in Ohio
       [Bb]                    [C]
Making money off of girls like me
        [F]        [Am]
Cashing in on body issues
         [Bb]                [Bbm]
Selling skin and bones with big boobs



Outro:

[F]*               [Dm]*
I know Victoria's secret
[Bb]*         [C]*     [F]*
She was never made for me and you