Escape (the Pina Colada Song) Uke tab by Jack Johnson

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You know I love my lady, but we've been together to long 
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Like a worn out recording of a favorite song 
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So while she lay there sleepin' I read the paper in bed 
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And in the personal columns, there was this letter I read 


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If you like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain 
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If you're not into yoga, if you have half a brain 
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If you like making love at midnight in the dunes of the cape 
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Then I'm the love that you've looked for, write to me and escape 

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I didn't think about my lady, I know that sounds kind of mean 
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But me and my old lady had fallen into the same old dull routine 
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So I wrote to the paper, took out a personal ad 
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And though I'm nobody's poet, I thought it wasn't half bad 


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Yes, I like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain 
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I'm not much into health food, I am into champagne 
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I've got to meet you by tomorrow and cut through all this red tape 
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At a bar called O'Malley's where we'll plan our escape 


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So I waited with high hopes and she walked in the place 
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I knew her smile in an instant, I knew the curve of her face 
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It was my own lovely lady and she said, "Aw, it's you." 
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Then we laughed for a moment and I said, "I never knew." 

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"I never knew" That you like piña coladas and gettin' caught in the rain 
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And the feel of the ocean and the taste of champagne 
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If you like making love at midnight in the dunes on the cape 
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You're the lady I've looked for, come with me and escape 

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If you like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain 
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If you're not into yoga, if you have half a brain 
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If you like making love at midnight in the dunes on the cape 
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Then I'm the love that you've looked for, write to me and escape 

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Yes I like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain 
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I'm not much into health food, I am into champagne 
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I've got to meet you by tomorrow and cut through all this red tape