Bad Fish Uke tab by Jack Johnson

Intro: F A#, D#, F (perhaps a high F)

F                                           A#
When you grab a hold of me
D#                                               F
Tell me that I'll never be set free
F                                           A#
But I'm a parasite, creep and crawl
D#                                               F
I step into the night.
F                           A#
Two pints of booze
D#                                         F
Tell me are you a badfish too? (are you a badfish too?) 

Chorus (kinda):

A#                                       F
Ain't got no money to spend
A#                                     F
And I hope this night will never end
A#                            F
Lord knows I'm weak
A#                                              Cminor (?)
Won't somebody get me off of this reef
F                                       Cminor
And baby your a big blue whale
F                                              F
I'll grab the reef when all duck diving fails
F                                                              Cminor
And I can swim but I wish I had never learned
F                                                F
Cuz the water's too polluted with germs

Now, Same as 1st Verse:
F                                                           A#
Dive deep when it's ten feet overhead
D#                                                      F
And grab the reef, that's underneath my bed, (It's underneath my bed)
 A#                                         F
Ain't got no quarrels with God, 
A#                                         F
Ain't got no time to grow old
A#                                         F
Lord knows that I'm weak
A#                                              Cminor (?)
Won't somebody get me off of this reef

Now, Boss DJ comes in:

F                                                     A#
And there's a steel train comin' in, 
F                                  A#
I would take it if I could
F                                     A#
And I would not lie to you, 
F                                     A#
because Sunday mornin' soon will come
F                                        A#
Things will be, easier to say
F                                                          A#
Upon the microphone like I'm a Boss DJ
F                                                             A#
I will walk up upon the stage, like it was dry land
F                                                 A#
A Boss DJ ain't nothin' but a man
C                                   A#
No trouble, no fuss, I know why..

F            A#  F                                     A#  
It's so nice, I wanna hear the same song twice,
F            A#  F                                     A#  
It's so nice I wanna hear the same song twice

C                                              A#
Nowadays all the songs on the radio,
They all,
All drive me crazy