The Drunk Scottsman Uke tab by Irish Rovers

The Scotsman chords by The Irish Rovers
 
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Well Scotsman clad in kilt left the bar one evening fair
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One could tell by how he walked, that he'd drunk more than his share.
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He stumbled on until he could no longer keep his feet,
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Then he staggered off into the grass to sleep beside the street.
 
 
[Chorus]
 
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Ring ding diddle iddle I dee oh, ring di diddle I Oh
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He staggered off into the grass to sleep beside the street.
 
 
[Verse]
 
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Later on two young and lovely girls just happened by,
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One says to the other with a twinkle in her eye.
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See yon sleeping Scotsman, so strong and handsome built,
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I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt.
 
 
[Chorus]
 
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Ring ding diddle iddle I dee oh, ring di diddle I Oh
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I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt.
 
 
[Verse]
 
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They crept up to that sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be,
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Lifted up his kilt above the waist so they could see.
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And there behold for them to view beneath his Scottish skirt,
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Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth.
 
 
[Chorus]
 
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Ring ding diddle iddle I dee oh, ring di diddle I Oh
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Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth.
 
 
[Verse]
 
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They marveled for a moment then one said we'd best be gone,
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Let's leave a present for our friend before we move along.
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As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon, tied into a bow,
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Around the bonnie star of the Scots kilt lifting show.
 
 
[Chorus]
 
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Ring ding diddle iddle I dee oh, ring di diddle I Oh
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Around the bonnie star of the Scots kilt lifting show.
 
 
[Verse]
 
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The Scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled towards a tree,
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Behind a bush he lifts his kilt and gawks at what he sees.
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Then in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes,
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My friend I dunno where you've been but I see you've won first prize.
 
 
[Chorus]
 
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Ring ding diddle iddle I dee oh, ring di diddle I Oh
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My friend I dunno where you've been but I see you've won first prize.