Mate Of The Bloke Uke tab by Half Man Half Biscuit

# Intro:
C E Am F D7 G C 
C E Am F D7 G C 

C             E   F                      G
Beware xx xxx man who xxxx xxxxx xxx xxx best xxxx
C             E    F                  G
Beware xx xxx band who xxxx xxx xxxxx set xxxxx
Am                          G
Sometimes xxxxxxx xx Xxxxxx Lee
Am                          G
I'd xxxx xxxxxx xxxx Xxxxxx Lowe
C                  E
And xxxx xxx xx xx side
F                 G
I xxxxx xxxxxx xx ascend
C                       E
Such xxxxxxx xxxxx xxxx find
F                        G
Tears xxx xxxxxxxx xxxxx to xxxxxx
Am                          G
And xxxx xx xxxxxxxxxx surprised
Am            D7    G
By xxx xxxxxx water bill

C                 E          Am       F
I'm xx xxxxx xxxx late, indispensable mate
       D7        G        C
Xx xxx bloke xxx does xxx PA
C               E           Am         F
I xxx xxxx xx offend, X xxx mend xxx befriend
     D7          G      C  
Xx X help xx xxx up xxx PA
     D7          G      C
Xx X help xx xxx up xxx PA

C                    E
I xxxxx xxxxxx xxxxx sued
F                   G
By xxx xxxx Xxxxx O'Ferrall
C                  E
I'd xxxxxxx x graffito xxxx
F            G
One xx xxxxx hoardings
Am                     G 
It xxx xxx Xxxxxxxx xx Rock
Am                                 D7 G
And Xxx xxxxxxx "Xx Xxxxxx Xxxx xx wet"

C                    E
They xxxx xxxxxxx xx fate
Am                     F
When X xxxx "Xxx Xxx x mate
       D7        G        C
Xx xxx bloke xxx does xxx PA"
C             E              Am        F
And xxx magistrate, xx xxx x mate xx x mate
       D7             G      C  
Xx xxx bloke xxx xxxx up xxx PA
       D7             G      C
Xx xxx bloke xxx xxxx up xxx PA
Xx xxxxx xx xxx xx xxxxx

# Middle eight:
C E F G
C E F G
Am G Am D7 G
C E Am F D7 G C 
C E Am F D7 G C 

C
I'm x xxxx xx xxx xxxxx
C
I'm x xxxx xx xxx xxxxx
      G
Xxx x mate xx xxx xxxxx
G
I'm x xxxx xx xxx xxxxx
# (x4)

C                          C7
I'm xxxx xxxxxxx xx xxxxxx pocket
     C                     G
Xxx lost xxxxxxx xx xxxxxx pocket
C      E           Am          F   D7
I xxx find xx xxx home xxxx Sierra Leone
        D7              G      C
Xxx Xxx lost xxxxxxx xx inside pocket
    D7              G      C
Xxx lost xxxxxxx xx inside pocket
    D7              G      C
Xxx lost xxxxxxx xx inside pocket


# The only thing I'm missing is the chord played quickly between "Of the bloke
# who does the PA" and its repeat, but you can play the song without it.  Let
# me know if you can figure out what the chord is!