Think About It Uke tab by Flight Of The Conchords

Amaj7
Children on the streets using guns and knives
F#m7
Taking drugs and each other's lives
Bm7
Killing each other using knives and forks
    E7
And calling each other names like dork

Amaj7
There's people on the street getting diseases from monkeys
F#m7
Yeah that's what I said, their getting diseases from monkeys
Bm7
Whys this happening, please, whose been touching these monkeys
Bm7
Leave these poor sick monkeys alone
      E7
There sick, they've got problems enough as it is

Amaj7
A man is lying on the street, some punk has chopped off his head
            F#m7
And I'm the only one who stops to see if he's dead,
Bm7
Aaoohhh
               E7
Turns out he's dead

                        Dmaj7            C#m7                  Bm7
That's why I'm singing, Aaaaoooh what is wrong with the world today?

What's wrong with the world today, *mumbling..........*
Dmaj7         C#m7                 Bm7
Uooo, what is wrong with the world today?

Think about it, think about it, think, think about it

Amaj7
Good cops get framed and put into a can
            F#m7
And all the money that we're making is going to the maaan
Bm7
What man, whose the man, when's a man a man, why's it so hard to be a man
                 E7
Am I a man? Yes, technically, yes...

Amaj7
Oohh, come on, sont zootka they're turning kids into slaves
                Amaj7
They're turning kids into slaves just to make cheaper sneakers
F#m7
But what's the real cost, 'cause the sneakers don't seem that much cheaper
Bm7
Why are we still paying so much for sneakers when you got little kid slaves making them
E7
What are your overheads?

             Amaj7
Well, at the end of your life, you are lucky if you die
F#m7
Sometimes I wonder why I would even try. Why try?
Bm7
I saw a man lying on the street half dead
E7
He had knives and forks sticking out of his leg
         Dmaj7   C#m7     Bm7
He said, Ahh ahh ahh ahhhhhhhhwww

Can somebody get the knife and fork out of my leg, please
Dmaj7      C#m7                          Bm7
Ooh, could somebody please remove these cutleries from my knees

Yeah yeeeahhh

Amaj7
This is where we break it down, this is where we break it down
F#m7
We'll break it down
What are they doing, their breaking it down
What do they do, and now their keeping it funky
Just having a funky jam and then we're going to drop the beat
And then we'll bring it back aaaooowahhhwahhhh

Amaj7   F#m7   Bm7       E7