A Kiss Is Not A Contract Uke tab by Flight Of The Conchords

6 Chords used in the song: G, C, D, Em, B7, A

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Year:  2008
Difficulty: 
3.5
(Intermediate)
Key: EmChords
G G               C C                  D D
A A kiss is not a contract, but it's very nice

Mmmmm, very nice
G G C C
Just because you've been exploring my mouth
D D
Doesn't mean you get to take an expedition further south, no


G G C C D D
A A kiss is not a contract, but it's very nice

It's very, very nice
G G C C
Just because we've been playing tonsil hockey
D D
Doesn't mean you get to score the goal that's in my jockeys


Em Em D D
Oh just because I'm in a two man novelty band
C C
Doesn't mean it's all about poontang
B7 B7
I can't go round loving everyone
A A Em Em
I just wouldn't get anything done

Em Em D D
You can take me out to dinner that might be quite nice
C C
you could buy me a burrito and some beans and rice
B7 B7
but that won't get you into pants paradise
A A
They call it a fly because it takes you up to heaven oh oh


G G C C D D
A A kiss is not a contract, but it's very nice

It's very, very nice

G G C C D D
I'm only one man, baby, pretty baby
G G C C D D
We're only two men, ladies,
G G C C D D G G
Oh pretty babies

Uke tab by , 28 Mar 2012

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