My Tumblr Crush Uke tab by Evan Edinger

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Baby I've got a secret that I wanna put in your ask box
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Should I ask you or just remain anonymous, that's my paradox
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Rebloggin' all these gifs of you doesn't make me feel less Tumblr blue
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I don't need an FAQ for everyone to know I've got a crush on you

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Cause I don't follow those fandom blogs
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I don't follow the hipsters too
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There's only one blog I want to follow, that's you, it's true
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I don't follow those hipster blogs
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I don't follow the fandoms too
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There's only one blog I want to follow, it's you, it's true

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Cause we're my OTP babe
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I ship you with me babe
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You give me all the feels babe
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You're my missing-e babe
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I ship you and me babe
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You give me all the feels babe
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We're my OTP babe

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You're my Tumblr crush
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You're my Tumblr crush
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You're my Tumblr crush and you make me blush
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And I like you

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I know long distance is really hard,
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but with Tumblr we don't feel so far apart
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I read all of your read mores so you don't feel alone
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I even check your blog out when I'm on my phone
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You're my most liked; I check your new tag every night
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And you know that I'll defend you in those social justice fights
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I'd give up Nutella which is hard for me to do
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I just want you to know I've got a crush on you

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Cause I don't follow those hipster blogs
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I don't follow those fandoms too
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There's only one blog I want to follow, that's you
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I don't follow those fandom blogs
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I don't follow the hipsters too
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There's only one blog I want to follow, it's you, it's true


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Cause we're my OTP babe
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I ship you with me babe
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You give me all the feels babe
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You're my missing-e babe
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I ship you and me babe
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We're my OTP babe
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You give me all the feels babe

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You're my Tumblr crush
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You're my Tumblr crush
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You're my Tumblr crush and you make me blush
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And I like you
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A lot

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And if you're scrolling through your dash
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would you listen to my song
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Would you send me a nice ask
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Would you try to sing along
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Would you Skype with me all night
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until the sun is in the sky
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Would you find it impolite
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If I asked to be your guy
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I find you positively charming
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And I hope you'll understand
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I wrote this song about you
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Cause I'm your number one fan

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Cause you're my Tumblr crush
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You're my Tumblr crush
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You're my Tumblr crush and you make me blush
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And I like you 
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