Merry Christmas, Jack Howard Uke tab by Emma Blackery

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I woke up this morning and I realised the date 
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Forgot about my presents cos there was something I had to say 
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To a very special person that makes every day worth living 
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Because Christmas is a special time for giving 

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Merry Christmas, Jack Howard
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Would've asked for your number at that party but I was a coward 
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Merry Christmas, Jack Howard
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Crap, nothing else rhymes with Jack Howard 

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For the videos in which you say things that make some people laugh 
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For the times I've touched myself thinking of you in the bath 
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And for all the shipping rumours that have made some people cry
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I put your face in a snow globe once and it improved my life 

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Merry Christmas, Jack Howard
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Well I dream of the day that you come and give me... flowers
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Nothing rhymes with Jack Howard
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And I hope that next year brings you lots of things you haven't seen
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Merry Christmas, Jack Howard (and Dean)