Gentleman Aren't Nice Uke tab by Emilie Autumn

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Once upon a time I thought
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"What's the one thing I haven't got?"
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There's not a single thing in this world I couldn't buy
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That's when a gentleman caught my eye
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Once or twice we went around
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But now I'll tell you the thing I've found
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You shouldn't make your move until you know the price
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Because gentlemen aren't nice

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Just because I won't agree to take his arm
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And I occasionally forget his name
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He likes to call inclemency what I call charm
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But I know they're all the same
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I think I've realized my first mistake
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When he cried that his heart would break
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I would have thought that I was worth the sacrifice
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But gentlemen aren't nice

instrumental thing.  Play whatever or find the real notes.  I don't have time, sorry.  I 
use the chords in the key of c minor here for the bass and play notes within the key.  
I think she shifts keys.

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Just because I leave him all alone for days
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And go about with others of his kind
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He dares complain about my evil ways
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And drive me out of my -- out of my mind
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What I relate is hard to bear
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I only endure it so that I might spare you ladies
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I'm not known for my good advice
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But gentlemen aren't
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So agreeable
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Love ain't a paradise
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And if I told you once, I won't tell you twice
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Gentlemen aren't nice
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Gentlemen aren't nice