Makin' Woopee Uke tab by Eddie Cantor

# Verse 1
        G      Abdim      Am7   Bbdim
Another bride,    Another groom
        G      G7       C     Cm
Another sunny      honeymoon
        G               Eb7     D7
Another season, Another reason
           G      Em7   Am7   Daug
For makin' whoopee

# Verse 2
          G     Abdim                Am7   Bbdim
The choir sing,     "Here comes the bride."
        G      G7            C     Cm
Another victim     is by her side
        G                             Eb7     D7
He's lost his reason 'cause it's the season
           G       C7    G
For makin' whoopee

# Bridge
Abdim                      Cm
Down through the countless ages
D7                  G
You'll find it everywhere
Abdim               Cm
Somebody makes good wages
Adim               D7
Somebody wants her share

# Verse 3
               G         Abdim              Am7   Bbdim
She calls him 'Toodles'      and rolls her eyes
              G       G7               C     Cm
She makes him strudels   and bakes him pies
           G                      Eb7     D7
What is it all for? It's so he'll fall for
           G      Em7   Am7   Daug
Makin' whoopee

# Verse 4
        G      Abdim           Am7   Bbdim
Another year          or maybe less
              G       G7                 C     Cm
What's this I hear?      Well, can't you guess?
            G                  Eb7     D7
She feels neglected and he's suspected
           G      Em7   Am7   Daug
Of making whoopee

# Verse 5
           G      Abdim           Am7   Bbdim
She sits alone         most every night
              G   G7           C     Cm
He doesn't phone       or even write
             G                    Eb7     D7
He says he's busy  But she says, "Is he?"
            G       C7    G
He's making whoopee

# Bridge
Abdim                Cm
He doesn't make much money:
D7                    G
Five thousand dollars per
Abdim                      Cm
Some judge who thinks he's funny
Adim                     D7
Says, "You'll pay six to her."

# Verse 6
              G      Abdim           Am7   Bbdim
He says, "Now judge,       suppose I fail?"
                 G     G7               C     Cm
The judge says, "Budge       right into jail
             G                            Eb7     D7
You'd better keep her   You'll find it's cheaper
            G       C7    G
Than making whoopee."