Half Jack Uke tab by Dresden Dolls

Am, Am, Am, Am

   Am
  half underwater
   F                           C                G      
  i'm half my mother's daughter
   Am                          F  C    B7   Am
  a fraction's left up to dispute AhAh AhAh AhAh


  Am
  the whole collection
         F                      C                       G
  half off the price they're asking
   Am                          F     C    B7   Am
  in the halfway house of ill repute AhAh AhAh AhAh


  Am      F        C          B7 Am
  Ahahahah Ahahahah ahahahah ahah ahah


  Am
  half accidental
  F                C
  half pain full instrumental
  Am                     F    C    B7   Am
  i have a lot to think about AhAh AhAh AhAh


  Am
  you think they're joking?
  F                C
  you have to go provoke him...
  Am                          F        C    B7   Am
  i guess it's high time you found out AhAh AhAh AhAh




  F         C         G               F          Am
  it's half biology and half corrective surgery gone wrong
                F                C          G
  you'll notice something funny if you hang around here for too
   F              Am          G                     
F               Am
  long ago in some black hole before they had these pills to take it back
           E
  i'm half jill

  and half jack


  Am      F        C          B7 Am
  Ahahahah Ahahahah ahahahah ahah ahah
  Am      F        C          B7 Am
  Ahahahah Ahahahah ahahahah ahah ahah



  Am
  two halves are equal
  F                 C
  a cross between two evils
  Am                   F   C    B7   Am
  it's not an enviable lot AhAh AhAh AhAh


  Am
  but if you listen
  F                        C
  you'll learn to hear the difference
  Am                                F C    B7   Am
  between the halfs and the half nots AhAh AhAh AhAh




  G
  and when i let him in i feel my stitches getting sicker

  i try to wash him out but like she said:the blood is thicker
  F                     Am
  i see my mother in my face
  E               Esus4 E
  but only when i travel
  F                Am
  i run as fast as i can run but
  E                   C
  jack comes tumbling after....


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       Am
  and when i'm brave enough and find a clever way to kick him out
  Am                       F          C                      G
  and i'm so high not even you and all your love could bring me down
   F      Am       G               F                 
   Am
  on 83rd he never found the magic words to change this fact:
           E
  i'm half jill

  and half jack


  Am      F        C          B7 Am
  Ahahahah Ahahahah ahahahah ahah ahah
  Am      F        C          B7 Am
  Ahahahah Ahahahah ahahahah ahah ahah



  Am
  i'm halfway home now
  F           C
  half hoping for a showdown
  Am                                     F     C    
B7   Am
  cause i'm not big enough to house this crowd AhAh AhAh AhAh
  F
  it might destroy me
  C                    Am
  but i'd sacrifice my body
  Am                                F   C    B7   Am
  if it meant i'd get the jack part OUT AhAh AhAh AhAh

  Am        F
  see (see) jack (jack)
  C         B7 Am
  run (run) jack (jack)


  run (run) jack (jack)

  run (run) jack (jack)


  see (see) jack (jack)

  run (jack) jack (run)


  run (see) jack (jack)

  see (run) run (see)


  see (run) jack (jack)

  see (run) jack (jack)


  run (run) jack (jack)

  jack (see) run (jack)


  see (run) jack (see)

  run (jack) jack (run)

  Am         F
  run (jack) jack (run)
  C    B7  Am
  Run Jack Run