Time Uke tab by Don't Hug Me I'm Scared

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Time is a tool you can put on the wall or wear it on your wrist.
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The past is far behind us, the future doesn't exist.2

Oh.

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What's the time?

It's quarter to nine, time to have a bath.
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What do you mean? We're already clean.
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Scrub, scrub, scrub, 'til the water's brown.

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Time is a ruler to measure the day, it doesn't go backwards, only one way.
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Watch it go round like a merry go round, going so fast like a merry go round.


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Let's go on a journey, a journey through time.
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It's time that's changing all the time, it's time to go to time.
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But we don't really want to;
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we're going to miss our show.
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DON'T BE STUPID FRIENDS!
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C'mon it's time to go.


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Time is old like the Victorian times.
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With cobbles and plague and speaking in rhymes.
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With cobbles and chimneys a simpler time.
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With cobbles and sawdust and batteries and slime.

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This tree that is old has circles inside.
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The tree that is older has shriveled and died.
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The apple that's fresh is ripe to the core
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and I rot over time and I'm not anymore.

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Time can be told by the moon or the sun but time 
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flies fast when you're having fun.

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There's a time and a place for mucking around!
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Like birthdays
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and camping;
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I'm friends with my dad.

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And then what happened after the olden days?
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Time went new and got old like history.
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Stuff from the past went into a mystery.

An old man died.
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But, look, a computer!
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Everything's cool, IT'S THE FUTURE!

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Time is now, the future anew, and look at all of the wonderful 
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things you can do!
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With gadgets and gizmos and email addresses!
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My dad is a computer.


Look at the time!
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It's quarter to eight, there's fish on my plate.
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It's twenty past day, there's fish on my tray.
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It's eleven to twelve, there's fish in the bath.
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It's nine thirty, there's fish everywhere....fish everywhere.

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Now you can see the importance of time.
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It helps us make pizza, it keeps things in line.
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But when did it start?
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And when will it stop?
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Time is important and I am a clock.

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If we run out of time, then where does it go?
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Is time even real?
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Does anyone know?
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Maybe time's just a construct of human perception. An illusion created by-

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Meh, meh, meh, meh,
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Meh, meh, meh, meh,
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Meh, meh, MEH! MEH!
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MEH! MEH! MEH! MEH!

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Sunrise, sunset
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night and day.
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The changing seasons
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the smell of hay.
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Look at your hair grow, isn't it strange?
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How time makes your appearance change.

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Make it stop!

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It's out of my hands, I'm only a clock.
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Don't worry, I'm sure you'll be fine,
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but eventually everyone runs out of time.