Misanthropic Drunken Loner Uke tab by Days N' Daze (Baritone Chords)

F                              C
My breakfast was straight out the medicine cabinet
  Dm                  A#
a remedy for the aftermath of my habits
F                  C               Dm
sometimes it’s the ones who try to help
              A#
that hurt the most
F                                C   
I feel like we’re playing tug of war and I'm the rope
        Dm
and I'm stretched to the limit
        A#
but you keep on pulling
    F                 C             Dm                A#
and I'm gonna lose my goddamn mind, I'm gonna lose my mind

F C Dm C A#   

F C A#  

F C Dm C A#   

F C A#

               F   
I want to hide away in the back of a cave 
                C
at the top of a mountain 
                                        Dm
where no one can hear me and no one can see me 
                   C           
so I don’t have to deal with them 
               A#
and they don’t have to deal with me 
      F
Cause relationships are overrated 
C
maybe I'm just tired and jaded 
        Dm                C                       A#
but I'm sorry I just like myself more than I like you 

           F                   C
So call me anti-social call it masturbation 
       Dm              A#
Either way it’s a solo operation 
F                 C           A#
I'm just far more comfortable alone 

                F
It appears that apathy 
               C    Dm A#
has gotten the best of me 
             F                    C
cause I'm so tired of you talking my ear off 
               Dm                    A#
about all your problems I just can’t fix 
        F                        C Dm A#
I don’t appreciate this unwanted company 
         F
and your constant chatter 
C                  Dm                  A#
reminds me why I’d rather you leave me be 

           F                   C
So call me anti-social call it masturbation 
       Dm              A#
Either way it’s a solo operation 
F                 C           A#
I'm just far more comfortable alone 


[CHORUS]

      Dm                  C  
Cause people are ugly and people are hateful 
F               C
destructive and greedy 
      A#
we’re proud and ungrateful 
    Dm                     C          A#
the world would be so much better off without us 
Dm
So swallow a bullet 
C
or a handful of pills 
          F          C
we’re all compost in training 
            A#
and there’s graves left to fill 
   Dm                            C                        A#
we distract ourselves to make us feel like we’re not just mistakes 
   Dm                            C                        A#
we distract ourselves to make us feel like we’re not just mistakes 

                                       F
It seems that everybody’s always got a bone to pick 
                    C
a promise to break, never again will I make that mistake
Dm
Of trusting anyone 
C
trusting anyone 
A#
trusting anyone 
           F
This is my misanthropic confession 
C
human beings are a waste of breath and 
Dm            C
don’t think I excuse myself 
        A# A# A# A# A#
I'm an asshole just like you 


[CHORUS]

      Dm                  C  
Cause people are ugly and people are hateful 
F               C
destructive and greedy 
      A#
we’re proud and ungrateful 
    Dm                     C          A#
the world would be so much better off without us 
Dm
So swallow a bullet 
C
or a handful of pills 
          F          C
we’re all compost in training 
            A#
and there’s graves left to fill 
   Dm                            C                        A#
we distract ourselves to make us feel like we’re not just mistakes 
   Dm                            C                        A#
we distract ourselves to make us feel like we’re not just mistakes 

   C                              G            C
My breakfast was straight out the medicine cabinet.

#Note:
#To get the guitar chords, simply
#transpose 5 steps down
#and capo & the fifth fret to compensate.